*Actually, our middle name is probably Dipshit, because only a dipshit would come to the sea unprepared - oh, this won't end well.
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Our hero is the ace submariner, Nick Nautilus - the objective? Find Dr. Tiberius Riptide and stop him from utterly ruining all the world's oceans for his own nefarious purposes.
Our tools for the job? Nick's custom single-seater submarine pod, and the remote-controlled "JASON" mini-sub... and neither of them are particularly well-armed - I get the feeling most of Nick's personal funds went towards trying to look stylish rather than being prepared, but DANGER IS OUR MIDDLE NAME, DAMMIT!*