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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:59 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

From tossing coins to tossing pizzas... maybe.

I remember trying to play this on my laptop a few years back, and it just wasn't having any of that shit, so here we are again on desktop.
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1. Despite my outdated hardware, this is smooth... buttery smooth. Garlic butter parmesan smooth. God fucking damn it, I'm hungry.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:58 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Hello, is this Domino's? ...ah, good, yes - I'd like to order a large pizza -make it deep-dish, if you'd be so kind-, the cheesiest breadsticks you have available, some extra marinara sauce, and your finest damning evidence that reality is just a simulation and everything we know is wrong.

You'll have it here in about 25 minutes? Great! Thanks!
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1. ...okay, but series, which one of you fuckers has been dry-humping the Matrix again? We just finished repairing that goddamn server rack!
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:58 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Gentlemen, we've found the Chizza...
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1. ...no, wait, that was a KFC thing.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:57 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Another Chizza in the wild!
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1. Maybe there's one of these in every level? ...do I dare go back and check?
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:57 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Domino Dungeon is... a thing... the last thing in the way of getting to whatever that is up there.

I could've sworn that wasn't there when I started.
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1. At least it isn't about to fall on us... I think.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:56 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Oh thank fuck, it's over... well, now it's time to finally investigate this thing since there's really nowhere else to go.
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1. The Domino Dungeon gradually mutated into a Totino Torture Chamber towards the end, but once you grab the final key, it you're pretty much free... as long as you know how to chain wall jumps.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:56 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Oh, for the love of Little Caesar...
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1. Domino Dungeon kind of overstays its welcome rather badly... coupled with the platforming being finicky as hell, I think I feel fully comfortable in stating that this is where the game absolutely stopped being a joy to play.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:55 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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A door with a big H on it... Homerun Pizza? Wait, no, that's too obvious.
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1. One final dab to cap this off before I dive into the darkness.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:55 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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The ambience up here is... yeah, this place is very final.
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1. Wait a minute - if this is the CORE of the Noid Void... what's it doing all the way up here?
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:54 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Hey, it's that guy on the TV! ...and he has fully voiced dialogue! Anyway, better get in character...

*AHEM*

So this was all YOUR doing! In the name of Papa John, I demand to know what the Jalapeño is going on here!
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1. Astute viewers will recognize that name... kind of.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:54 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Who are you??? ...I feel like we're close to answering this question.
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1. The ambient noise includes a voice sample saying "Hello everyone. I'm Scott, President of Pizza," but I have my doubts about that being the truth here...
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 12:56:53 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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BOSS TIME!

Dance with me, the dance of DiGiorno!
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1. "I EAT YOUR PIZZA! NOW I EAT YOUR SOUL!"
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-2025 06:48:28 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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It's like getting reacquainted with an old friend even though you've only just met them for the (technically) first time.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-2025 06:48:28 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

I knew I had to play this as soon as it went up... runs surprisingly well in PJ64.

Obligatory: https://archive.org/download/viewpoint-2064-master
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-2025 06:48:27 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Viewpoint 2064 got an English patch - that was fast.

https://www.romhacking.net/translations/7446/
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1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: www.romhacking.net
  
  Viewpoint 2064 (1999/4/17 Build) English Cinematic Patch
  
  Applying this patch translates cinematics and Rumble Pak dialogs into English. It does not address
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-2025 06:48:27 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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This level was where things started getting difficult... either that, or my energy's left me and I need to take it easy for the night, which would probably be a good idea either way.

Viewpoint 2064 is beautiful. A very "add it to the list of reasons to own an N64" game, at least if it had made it to the market proper... though, it being so late in the console's life span probably would've doomed it anyway. Regardless, it's nice to finally have this.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-2025 06:48:26 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Before you can squash enormous bugs, you must first learn about them... so I am.
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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-2025 06:48:26 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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"It does not address any enormous bugs that already exist in this game."

Considering the whole point of the game is blasting enormous bugs to dust, I imagine patching them out would be somewhat antithetical.

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FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-2025 06:48:25 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
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Took an extended break from the game to eat lunch... and now, back to a bit of bug blasting (if only for a little while).

Could only manage two relatively uneventful snapshots this round because things got more than a tad hectic later on.
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1. This yellow object is called "Invisible Item" - it's normally hidden among the scenery, but it'll come out in the open if you destroy its hiding place. Grabbing it fully charges your Cannon meter.
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2. This item grants you a pair of Options/Multiples that move along with your ship and provide cover-fire (this particular variant uses explosive shots). You can absorb certain enemy bullets with them, which slightly fills the Cannon meter.
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Went on a different route from the last run and encountered the most dangerous butterfly in the cosmos (it chewed through all my lives).

I'm reasonably certain at least a FLAC recording was made of the prototype dump's music, but now that we have this final-ish build, I think a redo is warranted - maybe a proper rip in USF format, assuming that wasn't already the case with the prototype (and maybe a full restoration/remastering using the original instrument sources later on down the line).
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