Notices by Meanwhile In Ohio... (meanwhileinohio@nicecrew.digital), page 4

I have to go back tomorrow and argue with the pajeets to get my money refunded.

Contacts? With the bags under my eyes? It's less likely than you think.

There's some kind of bird war going on in my back yard.

Imagine having a White man named Alan Shepard (or Neil Armstrong) as the face of your space program. We know damn well they'll make a point of being sure that the next... hominid... they put on the moon will be Shitavious Newport Jackson.

I've seen info posted before about the modern day people most closely genetically related to Jesus, but I can't remember who they were. Web searches are so polluted they're worthless. Does anyone have that graphic and/or information?

Hm, if it happens again I’ll check into that. Right now I’ll chalk it up to bad luck.

I had the worst muscle cramp ever in my leg tonight and now it’s painful to walk 😬 Holy cap it hurt, I didn’t know that could happen!

You have to be more abstract than that... They don't know anything about ships or rocks, it's just some thing, and they don't "think" about it at all. It just exists.

To steal a quote, they'd rather rule over hell than serve in heaven.

I think it’s because they’re in WEBM format, but I’m not sure.