Notices by Amber (puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social)

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo @alina@girldick.gay Oh they don't, that's the thing. They're just pissed about how spotify takes from creators

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo @alina@girldick.gay They barely pay their artists at all. I've talked to indie artists and they would rather have me actually pirate their album than listen to it on spotify

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo @alina@girldick.gay spotify is basically pirating music lol

I think the scariest part of my job is when I’m knee deep debugging something and my google searches stop returning results and instead redirect me to google scholar

@PJB@mastodon.gamedev.place ok but I like quic

you know what fuck you, *throw new NotImplementedException();*

FOR REAL. this drove me up the wall on Reddit

#shitpost

@vel@gib.schmus.is

📞:neodog_3c: you're just full of corny jokes aren’t you?📞:neofox_woozy: Can't help it, I was born straight off the cob📞:neodog_think:📞:neofox_woozy:📞:neodog_googly_woozy:

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo except it's more like "my engine fell out of my car, but i didn't notice because I was going 70mph downhill, I only noticed when i was stuck in the middle of the road stranded with my engine about 10 miles back in the other direction"

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo genuinely, if you have EDR as a kernel module and it just fails to load one day without any sort of warning. "my car decided to remove brakes because the rotors failed" like nobody would make a car that does that hopefully. yeah i can run a car without brakes but it's kinda fucking hard to stop it after its in motion

why hasn't anyone thought of this guys

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9w2ee7mre4y4017z

eventually computer touchers reach a point in which all computers around them will display weird characteristics that are specific to them and they just end up with super specific issues only they encounter

oh my god lmao

#shitpost

@dalias@hachyderm.io @hipsterelectron@circumstances.run so a static analysis tool that's aware of dependencies and can traverse them? I mean yeah that would be nice, kinda surprised that doesn't exist already especially for environments such as debian where it's common place to provide both "deb" and "deb-src".

@dalias@hachyderm.io @hipsterelectron@circumstances.run that's what i'm saying have the package manager handle the traversal, no need to sit there having your own dependency graph when you can damn nearly expect something on the system has its own. I see what you're saying though instead of making it iterate through you just call it on each package in the tree presumably by hooks.

@dalias@hachyderm.io @hipsterelectron@circumstances.run Ie I do something like apt install shitass and the dependencies it pulls in for each package it is resolving proceeds to make a call to said tool and return the result instead of having the tool go in and resolve the dependencies for shitass, recursing through and invoking right?

@dalias@hachyderm.io @hipsterelectron@circumstances.run so npm audit but for apt, dnf and other package managers? (at least for the distro side)

I think that it speaks volumes when an open source project has a chain of failures, the amount of people investigating it independently to come up with a conclusion to how it happened while proprietary vendors do not have that level of insight or transparency, at most you’ll get a blog report about how they’re very sorry. There’s not accountability like there is in other industries, if a plane goes down typically it’s a very involved process to figure out the root cause of the issue (ignore Boeing that’s an outlier). Planes of the same model can and have been forcefully grounded until the underlying cause is determined. In most of these big corporate breaches nothing similar really happens, do you think that equifax was mandated to take down their networks until they could determine how the attackers got in? Fuck no.

What's everyone's favorite GTK theme?

@ashten@woem.men @Jain@blob.cat i was asked to get a skibidi toilet version of this :neocat_floof_explode: