Notices by Terry Yaki (fartnuggets@jorts.horse), page 2

Chick Biddles

Hairy Snugglemin

Patrick McGoohan

Jimmy Giblets

Poopsalotl

Fistachio

Bungles

Arfer Pawsarelli

Caught him with his nose in the garbage can, so I called him "Internet Explorer" because he's a trash browser

Beef Strokinoff

The Information Age is trans: it has come out as the Miss Information Age.

The only legacy I'm interested in, and the only thing I hope they can truthfully say about me after I'm gone, is "he left things a little better than he found them."

@sand @RickiTarr @mensrea they're paying you to do the work, not to have your butt in the seat for hours a day. You find a way to do it more efficiently, that time belongs to you unless and until they give you more responsibility and more money to go with it. Good on ya!

I'd tell you what happened before the Big Bang, but there's no time.