Notices by Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)

@sun I thought google cache was shut down earlier this year.

@ILoveAmericaNews Sex with Walz is liable to drive anyone to suicide.

@ILoveAmericaNews And Mel was just getting his career back together.

The Victoria's Secret show is coming back tomorrow. How many dicks do you think are going to be swinging around on that stage? Or will they behave and tuck back?

I love this. I see this headline "Judge Unseals New Evidence in Federal Election Case Against Trump" But I have to go to the Guardian because all the US news outlets are behind a paywall.

And even then, no apparent evidence. Best I can tell, it's just some lawyer wants to argue that he acted as a private citizen, not a president.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/01/trump-january-6-election

@FistoNet Where the fuck are you shopping? Every week I spend about $130 and I have a cart loaded to the rim. And what the hell is that red thing?

I wish I could go back in time about 5 years. Before people knew Tim Walz and JD Vance. And ask a bunch of leftist women which one they thought was "creepy looking". I bet it would be 100% Walz.

Weren't all the bees supposed to be dead by now? Are we still panicking about that?

@sickburnbro Facebag claims the block was a mistake and have apologized for it.

@sun Shit. Did he actually die on camera?

I can't even follow this thing. It's literally 25 minutes of explanation required to demonstrate the justification for Trump's guilty verdict.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnapsSRptqg

@ZeroSum06 People who eat HoHos do so to feel good. People who don't eat HoHos feel good by berating the people who eat HoHos.

As an old Macromedia Flash dev, I find this offensive.

WOW! I'm just catching up with this. Mark Hamill sucked Joe Biden's cock live on television this past weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UroT6aXTr4

I love the hero image in this article. She's making a heart wrenching decision but still had time to get little gems glued to her fingernails.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/05/01/florida-abortion-clinic-6-week-ban/

"A fifth of Americans 50 and up have no retirement savings"

And my mother in law is one of them. But I'm not worried. Because she's going to "think of something."

https://www.businessinsider.com/gen-x-baby-boomers-savings-cant-afford-retirement-2024-4

no alien sex on Star Trek? WTF are they talking about? You think Kirk and the Gorn were fighting? Hell, when Spock mind melded with the Horda they fucked three times right on camera.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/star-trek-discovery-season-5-were-so-close-to-seeing-weird-alien-sex

@lain That explains this WcDonalds promotion https://www.wcdonalds.com/

Have Erectile Disfunction? No? Well let me show you this cross section of a penis and you will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4cr48aB2c

@mk @Djeep I'm 45 years old. Married, with 2 kids. I'm not interested in women.