Notices by Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social), page 2

WOW! I'm just catching up with this. Mark Hamill sucked Joe Biden's cock live on television this past weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UroT6aXTr4

I love the hero image in this article. She's making a heart wrenching decision but still had time to get little gems glued to her fingernails.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/05/01/florida-abortion-clinic-6-week-ban/

"A fifth of Americans 50 and up have no retirement savings"

And my mother in law is one of them. But I'm not worried. Because she's going to "think of something."

https://www.businessinsider.com/gen-x-baby-boomers-savings-cant-afford-retirement-2024-4

no alien sex on Star Trek? WTF are they talking about? You think Kirk and the Gorn were fighting? Hell, when Spock mind melded with the Horda they fucked three times right on camera.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/star-trek-discovery-season-5-were-so-close-to-seeing-weird-alien-sex

@lain That explains this WcDonalds promotion https://www.wcdonalds.com/

Have Erectile Disfunction? No? Well let me show you this cross section of a penis and you will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4cr48aB2c

@mk @Djeep I'm 45 years old. Married, with 2 kids. I'm not interested in women.

@mk @Djeep harsh

@Djeep can I be physically weak, yet strong willed?

Had a recent conversation with a couple of Covid hysterical boomers:

"You don't have cable?"

"Well I have internet access through cable. But I don't pay for the television."

"Then how do you get your news?"

"Internet"

"Oh yeah, so you stream the television over the internet."

Then the conversation turned to how great she thinks Taylor Swift is.

@mk You can use whatever words you want. Just makes it clear you're an idiot.

@mk WTF?

"Unhoused People Are Living In Elaborate Cave Networks" Led by Denis Leary, they begin organizing attacks on Taco Bell.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvjadm/housing-crisis-update-unhoused-people-are-living-in-elaborate-cave-networks

Elon loses some pocket change.

https://apnews.com/article/elon-musk-tesla-compensation-pay-shareholders-e75687178d1175fba36ca55bd9c4c805