Notices by Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)

@sun FAKE! Everyone knows the holideck controls appear in the arch.

@PNS Maintaining 600lbs is a full time job.

I think it's safe to say that the official position of the United States government is that child predators should be protected.

Therapists have done a lot of damage. It started out with the very well intentioned notion of "Some people need some help." And now that's turned into "All people need a lot of help."

Happy mens mental health awareness month!

I'm getting tired of all the "Steve wouldn't approve of this." posts on TwiX about the new glassy interface.

Take a look at NeXT Step OS, and then tell me that Steve Jobs was some sort of visual design god.

This was a project with Steve in total control.

Isn't this around the time the school shootings started?

@ILoveAmericaNews We don't have any actual evidence that covid killed anyone.

@ILoveAmericaNews Most American's can't handle two distinct tasks on the same day.

@ILoveAmericaNews If you add the $2 Trillion that was missing, right before 9/11, that jacks it up to almost $5 Trillion

@j @sun I lost my first job thanks to that scandal.

@PNS Every generation has one. Mine was when McDonalds served hot coffee.

@nyanide My preoccupation with that exact question is why I almost failed spanish class.

@ZeroSum06 That's not true. They want you alive, just enough to earn more money and come back to them.

WTF?!

https://theprimestores.com/products/handheld-night-light

So it looks like the Hawk Tuah girl got into crypto. Launched her own coin and then ran away with $50M of other people's money. I think I'm in love.

https://x.com/ShurikenTrade/status/1864865463139795389

@sun I thought google cache was shut down earlier this year.

@ILoveAmericaNews Sex with Walz is liable to drive anyone to suicide.

@ILoveAmericaNews And Mel was just getting his career back together.

The Victoria's Secret show is coming back tomorrow. How many dicks do you think are going to be swinging around on that stage? Or will they behave and tuck back?

I love this. I see this headline "Judge Unseals New Evidence in Federal Election Case Against Trump" But I have to go to the Guardian because all the US news outlets are behind a paywall.

And even then, no apparent evidence. Best I can tell, it's just some lawyer wants to argue that he acted as a private citizen, not a president.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/01/trump-january-6-election