Notices by Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)

@PNS I have the same reaction to the onions. Except it's at my house, with my stuff... ... I've been doing it all wrong.

@PNS WELL?! What's the better way to build wealth?

@PNS https://noauthority.social/deck/@greenzeta/116613031788320768

I'm dead serious. Can I go somewhere to get infected with alpha gal? I don't mean getting bit and hoping that the tick has it. I mean an unambiguous injection of the real thing. I want to experience this allergy first hand.

@PNS Wait, there's prosperity for me to enjoy? Where?

@PNS I saw that TV show.

@PNS The open mouth eating was the most offensive part of this. Fucking discusting.

@PNS They didn't break the windows. That was courteous.

@PNS Is it like the Wendy's "free" frosty? Where you have to pay for the card and then buy something every day you want your "free" frosty.

@PNS If that dude fell forward, at just the right time...

@PNS All in due time.

Just ordered one of these. With an API and web hooks I have high hopes of wiring it into my own private agent.

https://heypocket.com/

Google I/O 2026 is almost here, and Alpha Zeta is already stress-testing the banana-shaped future. 🍌👽 https://buff.ly/PfZZSu9

Zeta Comic Generator turns a one-line prompt into a finished three-panel strip in seconds. Story ideas are piped to an LLM, dialogue to a lighter model, and backgrounds to an image generator before compositing hand-drawn art of Alpha Zeta.

#GoogleIO #GoogleIO2026 #AI #AIart #characterart #GenerativeArt #sciencefiction #scifi #humor #Aliens #AIComics

@PNS Aww, that cute little baby is going to grow up to murder its parents.

@PNS Google I/O is next week. I wonder why they announced it early.

@PNS I have an Oculus. I always meant to check out the metaverse. Oh well.

@PNS What tower?

@PNS Coulda done that with AI for a hundred bucks and have a working truck too.

@PNS There's a couple that fights a lot

@PNS It's 2026. Take the fucking diaper off your face.