@PNS I have the same reaction to the onions. Except it's at my house, with my stuff... ... I've been doing it all wrong.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 22-May-2026 07:33:00 JST
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 22-May-2026 04:38:06 JST
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@PNS WELL?! What's the better way to build wealth?
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 23:33:24 JST
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@PNS https://noauthority.social/deck/@greenzeta/116613031788320768
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 23:32:48 JST
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I'm dead serious. Can I go somewhere to get infected with alpha gal? I don't mean getting bit and hoping that the tick has it. I mean an unambiguous injection of the real thing. I want to experience this allergy first hand.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-May-2026 11:17:01 JST
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@PNS Wait, there's prosperity for me to enjoy? Where?
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2026 10:53:12 JST
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@PNS I saw that TV show.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 19-May-2026 23:02:06 JST
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@PNS The open mouth eating was the most offensive part of this. Fucking discusting.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 19-May-2026 01:22:00 JST
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@PNS They didn't break the windows. That was courteous.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 18-May-2026 21:31:39 JST
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@PNS Is it like the Wendy's "free" frosty? Where you have to pay for the card and then buy something every day you want your "free" frosty.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 18-May-2026 21:12:01 JST
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@PNS If that dude fell forward, at just the right time...
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 18-May-2026 11:48:24 JST
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@PNS All in due time.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 18-May-2026 11:47:57 JST
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Just ordered one of these. With an API and web hooks I have high hopes of wiring it into my own private agent.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 18-May-2026 09:42:29 JST
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Google I/O 2026 is almost here, and Alpha Zeta is already stress-testing the banana-shaped future. 🍌👽 https://buff.ly/PfZZSu9
Zeta Comic Generator turns a one-line prompt into a finished three-panel strip in seconds. Story ideas are piped to an LLM, dialogue to a lighter model, and backgrounds to an image generator before compositing hand-drawn art of Alpha Zeta.
#GoogleIO #GoogleIO2026 #AI #AIart #characterart #GenerativeArt #sciencefiction #scifi #humor #Aliens #AIComics
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 06:52:23 JST
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@PNS Aww, that cute little baby is going to grow up to murder its parents.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-May-2026 11:58:02 JST
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@PNS Google I/O is next week. I wonder why they announced it early.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 12-May-2026 11:37:29 JST
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@PNS I have an Oculus. I always meant to check out the metaverse. Oh well.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 07:22:08 JST
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@PNS What tower?
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 07:21:26 JST
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@PNS Coulda done that with AI for a hundred bucks and have a working truck too.
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 00:05:42 JST
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@PNS There's a couple that fights a lot
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Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 11-May-2026 00:02:53 JST
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@PNS It's 2026. Take the fucking diaper off your face.
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