Notices by Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)

@PNS A few of them look like they ate some slaves.

@PNS Sure there are. It's an entire region of the world called "Canada"

@PNS No. Filling it back up to take with you is as disgusting as it gets.

@PNS As a bidet convert, I can relate to this. However, that's why I bring wet wipes into the public restroom.

@PNS In a way, all Americans are her kids' baby daddy.

@PNS am I supposed to know who that is?

@PNS I don't understand gyms. If you walk to the gym, turn around, and walk home, you literally get the same workout and pay nothing.

@PNS It's well known that I frequently buy McDonalds Happy Meals. And I do it for the toy. But this is rediculous.

@PNS Reverse the genders. And, like magic, he's an abusive boyfriend.

@PNS All I heard was a Long Island woman making a scene. As Long Island women do.

@PNS LOOK! There's something you don't see every day. A woman with a complaint!

@PNS No context no judgement

@PNS I know who's getting five across the eyes and no dinner before bed.

@PNS How much was that application fee?

@PNS There's gotta be a drug angle to this too. Every single modern medical trend is created to sell drugs.

@PNS It's literally what modems have always done.

@PNS Debt is never a problem when you're rich in excuses.

@PNS Story sounds awfully made up to me.

@PNS Was that a splatter bonus?

@PNS I believe this is what the kids refer to as "keeping it real"