Notices by Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)

@ILoveAmericaNews If you add the $2 Trillion that was missing, right before 9/11, that jacks it up to almost $5 Trillion

@j @sun I lost my first job thanks to that scandal.

@PNS Every generation has one. Mine was when McDonalds served hot coffee.

@nyanide My preoccupation with that exact question is why I almost failed spanish class.

@ZeroSum06 That's not true. They want you alive, just enough to earn more money and come back to them.

WTF?!

https://theprimestores.com/products/handheld-night-light

So it looks like the Hawk Tuah girl got into crypto. Launched her own coin and then ran away with $50M of other people's money. I think I'm in love.

https://x.com/ShurikenTrade/status/1864865463139795389

@sun I thought google cache was shut down earlier this year.

@ILoveAmericaNews Sex with Walz is liable to drive anyone to suicide.

@ILoveAmericaNews And Mel was just getting his career back together.

The Victoria's Secret show is coming back tomorrow. How many dicks do you think are going to be swinging around on that stage? Or will they behave and tuck back?

I love this. I see this headline "Judge Unseals New Evidence in Federal Election Case Against Trump" But I have to go to the Guardian because all the US news outlets are behind a paywall.

And even then, no apparent evidence. Best I can tell, it's just some lawyer wants to argue that he acted as a private citizen, not a president.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/01/trump-january-6-election

@FistoNet Where the fuck are you shopping? Every week I spend about $130 and I have a cart loaded to the rim. And what the hell is that red thing?

I wish I could go back in time about 5 years. Before people knew Tim Walz and JD Vance. And ask a bunch of leftist women which one they thought was "creepy looking". I bet it would be 100% Walz.

Weren't all the bees supposed to be dead by now? Are we still panicking about that?

@sickburnbro Facebag claims the block was a mistake and have apologized for it.

@sun Shit. Did he actually die on camera?

I can't even follow this thing. It's literally 25 minutes of explanation required to demonstrate the justification for Trump's guilty verdict.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnapsSRptqg

@ZeroSum06 People who eat HoHos do so to feel good. People who don't eat HoHos feel good by berating the people who eat HoHos.

As an old Macromedia Flash dev, I find this offensive.