Notices by Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)

@PNS The kids would say that's NewYorkMaxxing

@PNS I think they left a few steps out in that post.

@PNS The intelligence comes from the color changing fingernails.

@PNS Those machines scare the shit out of me. I've always wondered, do you go all the way in, or just partially? I can stand for two limbs pinned down for a little while, but if it's all 4 I'm going to freak out.

@PNS People who are joyful don't say that they are joyful. People who are hiding their depression do that.

@PNS The hard part is figuring out which ones were real.

@PNS Ladies. No need to tell us you're unstable. We know.

@PNS The right to talk about where their expensive cars come from?

@PNS Just like the book of Genesis

@PNS You need to learn the banjo to get the bone-in pork rectum

@PNS This shaming and reputation attacking. This is female aggression these dudes are engaging in. They need bottom surgery STAT!

@PNS She needs suspenders to keep the hips up.

@PNS Time for a counter protest of men just spraying semen everywhere.

@PNS Not only am I misogynistic, but I raised my daughter to be misogynistic as well.

@PNS That's a fight easily ended with some sausage links.

@PNS Clearly, she's overpaid for both jobs.

@PNS More of a career than a hobby at this point.

@PNS I'm gonna need some after school tutoring on this one.

@PNS When you have an all expenses paid DEI scholarship.

@PNS So, is it more or less crazy than the rest of Canada?