Notices by Sir Matt (greenzeta@noauthority.social)

@PNS I'm so confused.

@PNS I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm shoveling my driveway.

@PNS Get that hog in a cage

@PNS

@PNS Ewww. He's sitting down and there's a puddle of spittle forming below his chin.

@PNS Well... that's certainly an efficient use of time.

@PNS I've always said that people get into psychology to self diagnose.

@PNS I bet she gives lousy head too.

@PNS It's so refreshing to see a woman making a rational argument.

@PNS I'll bet she gives lousy head too

@PNS It's only getting better.

@PNS bitches be crazy.

@PNS I didn't know he did Conan. That was great!

@PNS I wonder if autism is really exploding. Or are the diagnosis just going up in order to sell drugs?

@PNS "The only thing that could have stopped me from being raped that night is the man himself." The rum shots she had been pounding the whole night had nothing to do with it.

@PNS I'm pretty sure that Trump is already a doughy white guy with poor communication skills.

@PNS See a bunch of women together and it's either witchery or a wedding shower.

@PNS You want to be a woman? Then you gotta pee in the cup. And you better fucking squat while you do it.

@PNS It's the "look cute to humans" survival trait.

@Dan_Ramos Wait... what?