Notices by Tristan (tristan@catnest.net)

@stux you would not believe how nuclear tier pissed people get when any pedestrian or bike infrastructure at all is proposed.

@thomasfuchs seems I missed the colecovision universes beyond set.

@georgia I remember that shit was the ONE time I was able to easily swallow medicine as a kid, because it tastes like liquid candy.

@skinnylatte I rent a HOUSE in Iowa for 600 a month. Holy mother of shit I'd rather crawl everywhere then pay that for parking.

@mia @lynne
In the US during the victorian era we just made the windows really tall so the hot air would rise out the top and the bottom of the window could stay closed.
People also surrounded their house with plants rather than lawns so there was less sun hitting the house.

@thomasfuchs I dont know, I hadnt used amazon in like a year, for obvious reasons, until I had to order a special tool last week.
There was AI chatbot rufus shit that kept changing what page I was on unprompted, litterally DOZENS of sponsored listings in a row at the top of all my search results that had nothing to do with my search, and then the prices would change after clicking a product or just have multiple prices conflicting on the same page.
Walmarts bad but not THAT bad.

@georgia thats definitely not a python but I dont know what kind of snake it is so I cant make a better pun.
I hope that snake is comptia network+ certified.

@kaia Its a shame you can't hedge a bond.
They must have patched that infinite money glitch.

@thomasfuchs oh dang this is a ii plus. Gotta pair a 70s monochrome monitor with thst bad boy.

@thomasfuchs
The iie platinums just dont look as good.
The color monitor matches better though so I usually end up using it over the sexy iie.

@lain Christ I have a massive box of those upstairs and they all still smell like vodka from 12 years ago.

@kaia the psycho industrial engineers at my last job used to run DC power over DB-9 connectors all the time. Like all 9 pins were powered.

@TonyStark Except the CIA stated Iran wasn't pursuing nuclear weapons. This is the Iraq WMD lie once again.
https://apnews.com/article/gabbard-trump-intelligence-iran-nuclear-program-51c8d85d536f8628870c110ac05bb518

@kaia You have to use a special 400 dollar proprietary tool to put one in a bun.

@lain Lord of the Rings is reasonably tame. Wizards isnt really that unhinged unless you remember its supposed to be a family movie.

@kaia @lain
That guy is actually a runescape moderator. (More desirable)

@lain this is from a weird german dos game I can never rember thr name of.

@lain Look fat, Siam needs taken down a peg. East India profits are down and nutmeg demand is up. Whatever happend to that Manchukuo thing? I like that i think we need it back.

@kaia Cool, there's a butthole shaped island named after me