Notices by Lyn (frogglin@theblower.au)

Reminder for those putting water our for the wildlife, pop a stick in the bowl/tray/container so that insects can access the water and get out again.

Was out with the chooks when the choughs turned up for their evening bath.
The second photo is what happens when screeching cockatoos fly over.

I am possibly over tired because I cannot stop laughing.

Recipe: "Pineapple cocktail"
1st ingredient: 200ml of pineapple juice.

Comment: "What can I sub for pineapple juice? I'm allergic"

Make something else then.
What happened to our BRAINS?

Look at my baaaaaabies!

@mlanger @inthehands @grumpy4n6 When i was in the states I said to my then partner "Why are none of the motor cyclists wearing helmets?"
He said "There's no law to say you have to"
I said "But what if they have an accident?"
He said "The idea is to NOT have an accident"

Mm. the thing about accidents...

@fesshole there is someone who uses my email address for some reason. I eventually got an email with her full name in it. It's an unusual name. She's on facebook. I was going to message her and let her know her bank etc had the wrong email but she's posted nothing but racism, brutal racism, so fuck you lady no password reset emails for you.

Dad just handed me the phone to sort out the technician for the internet.
Uh huh.

Me: "Hi can I help you?"
Scammer: "Yes ma'am can you please look at your modem and tell me if there are any red lights?"
Me: "Sure, is there a problem with the internet?"
Scammer: "Yes ma'am we are seeing from our end that your line is very unstable"
Me: "Oh the copper wiring?"
Scammer: "Yes ma'am"
Me: "Weird, I'm wireless. Maybe get a real job"
*sudden disconnect*

Guess the tech isn't coming out after all...

@anon_opin huh?

Do you think gamers now think everyone else is an NPC? Because.. huh?

Thinking of spiders, I once knew a lady who would catch huntsmen and then release them in the next town over.
Always outside the same house.

I asked her if she knew the people there and she said "No, it's just easy to stop the car there" and I used to wonder about these people and their double dose of huntsmen.

Just accidently closed my mastodon tab, but got you all back quickly are you all okay? I'm so sorry

@fesshole I've a friend who has a fancy sharpening jig. This doesn't help YOU of course, but this friend, if you ask him about sharpening, will offer to do it and show you how and talk, at length, about it.

I'm just saying, they're out there. The Sharpening Nerds. They will help you.

Ten years later... it's finished!

#CrossStitch

@anon_opin Speak for yourself. In MY family we always gathered around the massive bin before we left the house, to gain the blessings.

Can't believe you're walking around without the blessings, risky.

"How old are you Lyn?"
"I just bought a new ladle and I'm very excited about it years old"

I have washed an ancient cross stitch ready to press and measure coz I'm ordering custom sized frames this evening and actually put some stuff up.

Today's romance scammer is telling women he can help them attune their feminine sexual energy and I'm about to go and make a drink JUST so I can cover it.

Sometimes the most important thing in crafting is knowing the difference between "can" and "should".

@fesshole Quick question, what the fuck?

I'm not saying a small flock of Valais Blacknose sheep would solve all my problems, but it certainly wouldn't hurt.