Notices by Matt Hamilton [Maryland] (eriner@noagendasocial.com), page 7

The "great founding fathers" were a bunch of alcoholic tyrant bigots and if you wax your dick to how "awesome" they were, you're deluded, insane, and deserve modern American government.

@GettingCooked I like that guy's YT channel and the big fat guy he cooks with.

@Humpleupagus I literally could not give a flying fuck what the kangaroo court says because it has no legal bearing on anyone but the parties present before the court.

> On Sept. 29, the Supreme Court announced it would rule on whether to allow recent laws passed in Florida and Texas that restrict social media sites from removing certain users and posts.

Reminder that the Supreme Kangaroo Court has no authority to bind you, me, or any other party whom the court has no jurisdiction over, to a decision where you are not named a party of the suit.

Fuck the unelected, unconstitutional, usurper oligopoly!

@Sophistifunk oi mate ya best watch yaself, Aussies are just Brits on Hell Island. Shame, innit, ya basically bein’ twins ‘n all.

When I’m sick I get irritable.

When I’m irritable I get angry.

When I get angry I focus my hatred at the worst and most annoying people in the world, the British.

I fuckin hate the British.

@Moon @coldacid Don't want to give spoilers if you haven't seen it, but IIRC technically no. I can DM you spoilers if you want to know the ending

@Moon @coldacid https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709/

@Moon I knew about the guy, but I didn't know the company got shut down and turned off his "wife" lmao. Now THAT shit's funny.

@Moon oh, like Gatebox? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

@Moon The only thing you gotta do is put some black electrical tape over the "low toner" sensor, then buy toner by the pound online. Drill a hole in the cartridge and fill that shit up outside for pennies on the dollar.

No printer problems, the cheapest "ink" the world has ever seen.

Once I'm not funny anymore and start getting butthurt about what retard anons say online, y'all will know that this cold has swelled my brain to the point of damage.

Until then, you're stuck with my dark humor and posts mocking the psychotic shit that everyone has normalized and nobody points out as insane.

This is my Fediverse, you're just living in it.

Do you think I can make the wake-up-at-4AM-coughing stop if I eat an entire 1.4lb bag of Ricolas?

Every time I cough I feel my brain press against my skull and I'm afraid one of these times it's going to give me an aneurysm.

Can someone come up with a solid mockronym for the ADL?

Best I’ve got is Authoritarian Dick Lickers and Ass-mad Demonic Lawyers.

@ned @FullTimeSailor nah shoes are made of rubber, nylon, and other plastic shit. Pants have airflow. False… Equivalency!!!!!

@FullTimeSailor One pair of socks = pants. Two pairs of socks = pants and underwear.

I don't understand why you're unable to grasp this.

@FullTimeSailor yeah. Exactly. :)

> read this OPSEC guide so that nobody on the Internet finds out who you are

hahahaha, pussy anons who post shit online that they'd never say IRL because they're pussies.

Man up, losers.

@FullTimeSailor do you wear two pairs of socks? Like two socks on each feet? One set of “undersocks”?

It’s been almost 48 hours since my last drama-inducing post and the itch is almost unbearable, so here it is:

If you’re a man and you wear underwear, you’re a dupe or a fag.

There is no logical reason for men to wear underwear. None. Unless you have incontinence, your dick and ass aren’t leaking. Just shake it after you’re done, it only dribbles if you didn’t shake it right.

If the clothing manufacturers told you that you needed to wear a pair of socks under your socks, y’all would do it.