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Matt Hamilton [Maryland]
It’s been almost 48 hours since my last drama-inducing post and the itch is almost unbearable, so here it is:
If you’re a man and you wear underwear, you’re a dupe or a fag.
There is no logical reason for men to wear underwear. None. Unless you have incontinence, your dick and ass aren’t leaking. Just shake it after you’re done, it only dribbles if you didn’t shake it right.
If the clothing manufacturers told you that you needed to wear a pair of socks under your socks, y’all would do it.
Matt Hamilton [Maryland]
@FullTimeSailor @Viking @ThewTheKooky
Gross, sunscreen. Mystery chemicals grandfathered into the GRAS list that you willingly purchase and apply with the intent to have it leech into your skin.
🤢
FullTimeSailor
damn, I put lotion on my dry ass feet and I wear sunscreen as well, I'm the biggest fag here!!
‘hewT eth yooKk 🤠
@eriner @FullTimeSailor
but why wear the one pair of socks in the first place?
for the same reason you wear underwear. reduce chafing in sensitive, for most, areas
Matt Hamilton [Maryland]
@ThewTheKooky @FullTimeSailor No, socks are for whicking moisture in an otherwise enclosed area.
Wearing them to prevent chafing? To me, that's like the argument of using chapstick every day to keep your lips from chapping, or putting in eyedrops every day to keep your eyes from getting dry.
Normal people who don't do that don't have that problem. People only develop that problem if they do those things habitually.
Conspiracy-addled GenX'er
@eriner @ThewTheKooky @FullTimeSailor
For decades now, whenever I see a dude grabbing moisturizer and rubbing it into his hand, my inner voice calls him a fag.
FullTimeSailor
I guess I'm a fag, that's ok, no harm in it I guess.
Speaking of socks, does the same rule apply? If not, why?
Matt Hamilton [Maryland]
@FullTimeSailor do you wear two pairs of socks? Like two socks on each feet? One set of “undersocks”?
Sir Funk ??
@eriner not sure if you’ve never worn good draws, or never lived in the tropics, but you’re extremely wrong.
Only you can fight swamp balls.
Sir Flynot
Zippers?
Cold weather? Wearing briefs let’s me get 10 wears out of longjohns.
Also, wear Saxx. They’re amazing.
Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺
@eriner getting hair in the zip is no joke. That's why I compromise and use boxers.
Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺
@eriner @FullTimeSailor it's fair to argue that pants are equivalent to shoes. You can wear shoes without socks. But do you?
Matt Hamilton [Maryland]
@FullTimeSailor yeah. Exactly. :)
FullTimeSailor
why even wear one pair? they're no different than underwear.
Matt Hamilton [Maryland]
@FullTimeSailor One pair of socks = pants. Two pairs of socks = pants and underwear.
I don't understand why you're unable to grasp this.
FullTimeSailor
of course not
Sir Funk ??
@ned @eriner @FullTimeSailor I can’t. Smelly feet genes. Except for the sedan crocs, because they’re barely shoes, and I can just dump them in the pool for 10 minutes after wearing them a few times.
Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺
@FullTimeSailor @Sophistifunk @eriner you really are the fagiest fag here.
Matt Hamilton [Maryland]
@ned @FullTimeSailor nah shoes are made of rubber, nylon, and other plastic shit. Pants have airflow. False… Equivalency!!!!!
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