Notices by Dragonjion (njion@bark.lgbt)

Anyway the movie was a 64/10. Absolute cinema.

People actually clapped like 4 times at least and quite a few "absolute cinema"s could be heard throughout

Just saw A Minecraft Movie. I'll never forget when Jack Black said "I am Steve" and everyone at the cinema clapped

Wh- why does this coffee roaster put their Grindr handle on the back of the bag?? AND THEIR ONLYFANS!?!? WHAT!?!?

I made the mistake of looking at the comment section of a YT video about gun control.

Holy shit the amount of people advocating for guns so that they can fight their government if it was to become tyrannical and like my brother in Christ, your tax money has been funding the single most powerful military in the world for decades do you think some hillbillies with shotguns could ever stand a chance if it came down to it?? Are people seriously this delusional?

Also the whole obsession about having the means to personally defend yourself instead of prioritizing creating a safer society so you don't have to. The most vulnerable people aren't likely to carry guns or be able to use them well.

Libertarians really just wanna live in a wild west fantasy istg. Everyone fends for themselves and earns their right to live! The weak die and so be it!! Seriously we can do better as a species, grow the fuck up we're not in the bronze age

@deshipu Consider that "buckwheat tea" exists. Buckwheat is a seed and so is coffee (it's not a bean).

(can we please just normalize the term "infusion" or something pls I'm tired of having to explain that when I say tea I mean "tea made of tea (the tea plant)")

(Or like rename the plant?? Idk. I just wanna be able to have precise terminology)

Also, under this definition, tea the plant (Camelia Sinensis) is not actually tea because it's not an infusion. I hate this.

If we call every type of plant infusion "tea" (like "herbal tea", "mint tea" etc.) then we have to face the horrifying fact that under this definition coffee is a type of tea

Hey girl, are you an espresso machine?
Cause I wanna polish your steam wand

I think the shaders on this train broke

I am very normal about taking photos at train stations :dragnuwumlem:

Kinda wanna give erotic hypno files a try again. What are some of y'all's personal recommendations? Like favorite specific files or creators or whatever. I'm open to most kinks including more niche ones as long as they aren't the kind of stuff that's usually blacklisted by default.

Humans really were like "omg these apex predators are so freaking cute! We should befriend them!" and now we have pets

People who genuinely believe that short form content is good because 1 min is all you need to convey the most important information about just about anything (including educational/scientific topics) terrify me.

Like no, 1 min is not enough time to provide any nuance on any topic. At best you're getting an oversimplified, useless factoid and at worst you're missing crucial details and end up believing in potentially harmful misconceptions.

It's scary that people are actually unwilling to spend 10 minutes learning something because "it could have been condensed down to 1 minute, I respect my time and brain too much to bother with this"

Like just one of my uni classes takes 90 min and I need a whole semester of such classes to even learn the very *basics* of a subject. No you're not getting ANY value from 1 min no matter how condensed the content is..

So do rice cookers actually cook rice quicker or is sushi rice still gonna take like 40 minutes to cook? I'd probably make onigiri a lot more often if it didn't take so fucking long just to make some snacks

Deodorant as a concept is kinda wild cause like for 99.9% of human history we kinda just smelled like humans and no one was particularly bothered by it and then suddenly there's a strong societal pressure to buy a whole ass product regularly to prevent it??

I mean I know perfume has existed for a long while but afaik it was mostly a product for the rich who didn't believe in personal hygiene and was meant to mask the delightful scent of not showering for a month, not some mild sweat accumulated since the morning shower.

Idk, the whole thing smells kinda like a scam to me

Before anyone says something like "clearly you've never been in a boy's dressing room right after PE" yes I have and it smells like fucking Axe body spray which is far WORSE than sweat because at least sweat can smell kinda hot-

LOOK just because I have a bit of a scent kink and get the normal amount of turned on from the smell of people I find attractive has absolutely nothing to do with my opinion on this matter-

Just because you're entitled to have any opinions you want doesn't mean you're entitled to have your opinions respected :dragnuwu: