Notices by 9579cfc2-3e7d-35c7-af3b-cddda26f71bd (lily@glaceon.social)

sometimes beep boop machines just need to be disassembled and put back together

this would fix me, i think

"would you still love me if i could only speak in metalpipe.wav"

"you've heard of butt-dialing, now get ready for tit-typing!"

— @pharmafemboy

the year is 2055. xorg is now maintained by the rust4linux project. wayland has added a 78th method for sending text to applications. google chrome is a kernel module. you can make opengl calls via ioctl. your MacBook 7080 has more legal rights than you do. 3 billion devices run java.

sometimes you'll just get insane gf lore like the family having 2 chairs total

reminder that you need to rotate food stockpiles regularly!

you should be eating your oldest stuff and replacing it with new stuff

fun fact you can lowkey just go to college without paying

like, there's no security or whatever, and half the professors don't check attendance, so you can often just show up for lectures

of course, you don't get a diploma doing this, but you do get the knowledge!

i really don't get dynamically typed languages tbh...

converting compile time errors into runtime errors feels awful... even worse if you don't get an error at all...

rebased some js code and it just didn't work at all. turns out the field i had been used was removed in the latest pr

i feel like we're approaching the point of "all software needs to be able to do everything"

can android be a desktop OS? yeah i guess.

can linux be a mobile OS? sure why not.

can a web browser be an OS? yeah i guess!

can you do currency conversions in Discord? YEAH I GUESS!

the trans experience is having youtubers you watch suddenly start wearing chokers and lipstick

@inthehands
need details

nix is by far the best at what it does

that doesn't mean its good at it

@astrid
one problem of this is it could be confused for transistor size

frequency can be used to measure things that really feel like they should use different units.

"how often should my OS check the state of the keyboard"

"middle C"

this is technically a coherent answer

new adblocker-blocker technology: make your DOM so large that iterating through it would take forever, then load ads dynamically so you have to do it multiple times.

a lot of dlc these days feels like a romhack that just happens to share the same game engine

like an srb2kart level of seperation from the original engine.

i mean team fortress 2 is basically an officially licensed romhack of half life

@Rasp
does it work if i just bring my wife's girlfriend instead?

@apps can you have an actual bug tracker somewhere there's so many

@thomasfuchs
oh god as a person who was academically interested in the functioning of neural networks before they became infinity scams, and has a passing intrest in quantum computing, please not again
@foone