My non toxic solution to the white caterpillars is to sacrifice them at the altar of the bird feeder when they fall near me.

Birds love me, caterpillars fear me.

#USPol

RFK jr brings a whole new meaning to the title Schitt's Creek.

#ImHereAllWeek #TryTheVeal

@bomkatt I have finally reached old age buying a glittery motorcycle jacket. Also, I paid more than usual because it tickled my fancy.

This dog has never been fed. #DogsOfMastodon

@BeAware All of this is me, but I thought I was just messy and lazy. Hmm.

I bought myself some flowers earlier today. Smart move!

@br00t4c Remember Olympan Tyson Gay? I mean Tyson Homosexual?

Smooth move Ex-Lax Hegseth.

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/sport-olympics/london-2012-olympics-sprinter-referred-to-as-tyson-homosexual-because-of-websites-ban-on-word-gay-8015664.html

I have a bad attitude today. I think it's low-grade joint discomfort from being old.

#Winning #GoodTimes

I don't get the"Mastodon is hard" gripe. I just followed, boosted, and alt-texted for a few weeks, and now I feel like this is my safe spot.

Mmm, social anxiety is delicious. Let the countdown to other people begin.

@br00t4c This is excellent, thanks!

I swear to you that there are good people in Texas and we try to change things. It's a rigged game, folks. But we will keep trying.

I got me a new superfriend! Why she's named Natalie, I'll never know.

100% dog posts from now on. Sorry, it's the law.

@BeAware I swear I got 5 reactions before I even hit send. That's some serious Farley love! :ablobcatheart:

I miss Chris Farley.

Enjoy it while it's here.

My mystery compost squash turned into cantaloupes! #Gardening

Now if I could make this happen on purpose.

I saw a "honk if you hate Ted Cruz" sign today.

I can't believe that Trey Gowdy, of all people spoke up.

https://mastodon.social/@br00t4c/112870072511117616