Notices by Newt (alternewt@mastodon.social)

"Trump says war will last four weeks"

Uh oh. That's twice as long as he usually gives himself when he doesn't have a plan.

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@thepoliticalcat @edwilk

That's the spirit!

@thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @edwilk

That's just as well. All that other stuff sort of smacks of effort.

The Perils of Pepys

October 15, 1661

"...So home, in much pain. By walking too much yesterday I have made my testicle to swell again, which much troubles me."

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@TidalFlats

Apparently, not alone among British writers.

"Among Edward Gibbon's maladies was gout. Gibbon is also believed to have suffered from an extreme case of scrotal swelling, probably a hydrocele testis, a condition that causes the scrotum to swell with fluid in a compartment overlying either testicle."

~ Wiki

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@edwilk @glasspusher @TidalFlats

Great. Now I'm wondering about a sawzall's perspective.

@TheBreadmonkey

I feel such a fool.

Well, I've read all of Mastodon, so let me just say...

Happy Thanksgiving, you delightfully misanthropic toot-boosters!

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Well, I've read the internet and it looks as though this Trump fellow is not the way to go.