Notices by C.W. Williams (tidalflats@mastodon.coffee)

Good morning Federati! We're getting in some quality goose-bothering on the fine final morning of little-loved 2024 here near the Bay.
#sunrise #morning #niceweather #Chesapeake #Birds #dogs #gundogmorning #GooseBothering

@keithmorrisnm
21st Century Schizoid Santa

@keithmorrisnm
Um. I don't think...

Oh well, they're the experts.

@DismalManorGang @RalphBassfeld
An ASAT microwave laser. They're targeting all our comsats unless we give them ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

@cstross
Spam?

Jon, who is a Very Good Boy, achieved a qualifying score for his first AKC Junior Hunter leg today
#dogs #field #dogtraining #dogfun

Good evening Federati! There are visible Aurora Borealis. On the Eastern Shore. Of Maryland. And I'm totally Losing It.
#aurora #astrophoto #Chesapeake #holyshit

@VeryBadLlama
That's why I gave up being in my 30's.

We're getting to the "grizzled drunk yelling at the end of the bar" part of the debate now
#Politics #chunderroad

@12thRITS @europesays
I'll take two. One for each foot.

@Crystal_Fish_Caves @tayfonay
Some folks got together and bought a house directly across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church, back when thy were being assholes at soldier's funerals.
They painted the entire thing in bright rainbow colors, hung Pride flags and generally hung out, being normally gay.
I think it drove the Westies nuts.

@tayfonay
We should start a GoFundMe site & collect for one of those mobile billboard trucks with a F*CK TRUMP sign. Park it or drive slowly past the house all day long. See if we can get Mrs. Alito to hang the flag upside down again.

@edwilk @keithmorrisnm
Scotland's are too much (2021)

@pluralistic @keithmorrisnm #ChunderRoad

Cheech (as Street Guy): "Hey, you wanna buy a watch, man?"
Chong (as Man): "No thanks. I'm not into Time."

@grrlscientist
Glad they didn't sell out

@keithmorrisnm
I have gotten no pornbots yet and so conjecture that the pornbots like you best.

@edwilk @12thRITS @glasspusher @thepoliticalcat @Biff52 @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt

First they came for the yachts, and I said
"Don't forget those fucking golf courses"

@hannah @mynotaurus
Cruel, but fair.