Notices by villainous friend (villainousfriend@federatedfandom.net), page 3

@liztai that's going to be me next week... :blobcatfearful:

@shippingqueen I want an AU where Xie Lian keeps running into mysteries that can only be solved by cross-dressing, and ends up taking Xiao Ying along with him and eventually raising her to the Middle Court as his deputy because of her makeover skill.

Oh! I bet Shi Qingxuan would love her! (Arguably, they might have to get a biiiit less shallow first, because she isn’t super pretty, but I think they could do it.)

@liztai that looks so nice! 🤩 What’s the weather like there tonight?

@lookitmychicken okay wow I see the appeal 🥵

@lookitmychicken @EffingHell it’s an icebreaker! 😄

@lookitmychicken @EffingHell please also make them do the timtam slam! I was so proud to be initiated into that by Australian friends at a conference

@lookitmychicken I’m glad you’re enjoying the new fandom energy! ❤️

@liztai i loved this scene in particular! 😍

@lookitmychicken ✍️ WHATTTT

@lookitmychicken aaah thank you for reccing this! 💕💕💕

@lookitmychicken I did some research, and apparently the stainless steel ones can be a good option for medically-required at-home sounding…

@lookitmychicken ahh, this one is so good. northofallmusic is amazing. (Glad to see that 🥢 is the universal sounding emoji, too!)

@soph_sol Xie Lian is the guy who gets a rock tumbler and exclusively tumbles random stones he finds on his walks. He’s very happy.

@lookitmychicken your home is looking so nice!

@lookitmychicken omg

@lookitmychicken @cinnamonandpancakes @yesterdaychild @stygianselkie yessssss I love this one!

@stygianselkie @cinnamonandpancakes @yesterdaychild @lookitmychicken they wrote The Roots Run Riotous, which is about the fashion industry, set in NYC, and Lan Wangji has a… plant issue. That one’s pretty well known, so maybe that’s what you’re thinking of?

Also this knife, which is one of my all-time favourite MDZS fics: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24917725

❇️ Tossing Out a Brick to Attract Jade ❇️
by #villainousfriend

#fanfic, #MDZS, #xuexiao, 2500 words, rated T

🧱 Xue Yang has questions
🧱 Xiao Xingchen doesn't want to answer them
🧱 Xue Yang starts to find out anyway
🧱 domesticity, violent thoughts, identity porn, #justYiCityThings

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44885878

✋ Hot Hands Destroy Flowers 🤚

#fanfic, #WordOfHonor, 539 words, rated T

🌹 Jise Gui character study
🌹 my horrible dude is gonna make it!
🌹 he’s getting out of Ghost Valley!
🌹 … canon compliant

🌸 written for the Tales From Mount Qingya zine 🌸

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44355010

🟡⚪️ Twin Pearls ⚪️🟡

#fanfic, #MDZS, 1000 words, rated M

💕 Jinzhu/Yinzhu character study
💕 ever wondered what it’s like to be one of a pair?
💕 ever wondered what it takes?
💕 bed sharing, insomnia, #femslash

Written for the Women of MDZS Flash Exchange!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46814125