Notices by Alex Psmith (alexpsmith@beige.party)

It's my friend's 21st wedding anniversary tomorrow. Please help me find the worst card imaginable.

This strange man's cable management takes my breath away.

Anyway, this video is for one of my favourite people in the known universe, @TheBreadmonkey. I'm very sorry to wrangle you into...whatever this is.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LTMDXSGJDVs?si=PKrapoVqtJ8EjisA

Sharing these pink birds because they give me joy and I hope to spread it around a little.

It's always worth sliding the crypt lid aside for this view.

Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.

"I'm sorry, but what was my motivation again?"

You didn't think I'd let a Saturday like this pass without birb pics, did you?

If Congress had a spine, he'd be impeached immediately and turned over to the Hague.

I don't care what anyone says. Items from the 60s - 80s are retro, 20s - 50s are vintage, and all other times are antique.

So I don’t want to hear anyone going around calling 80s stuff "vintage" anymore.

With love,
A Gen Xer

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️

BIRB 🚩🚩🚩

(Did I do that right?)

Just popping in to give everybody the bird.

THIS bird.

Steady on

@GrimmReality Only time I set foot in a Target (here in Australia) was when I noticed a lorikeet flapping around in there as I was walking by. I was most pleased when he crapped on some ugly merchandise.

"Sorry, I can't. I already have plans this weekend."

The plans

I wonder whether couch potatoes (as in people who *choose* to be couch potatoes, not disabled people, etc.) get just as annoyed with me when I bang on about how much I love being active outdoors in the sunshine as I do with them when they bang on about how much they love rainy weather because it makes them feel good about sitting on their arses on the sofa?

Wanna see a blue-tongued skink? Yes yes yes!

Iconic Aussie tableau

He hippity
He hoppity
He eat vegetables
From your property

"Please slip Schmackos through hole in fence"

I remember winning one of these in a school science fair in 1989 and thinking I was some hot shit ten-year-old for having such a cool piece of technology (auto reverse!!).

Then I went to the local library and borrowed 2 Live Crew's As Nasty as They Wanna Be.

Aww, look at this kitten I met on my evening walk! Think it will let me pet it?