Notices by Alex Psmith (alexpsmith@beige.party), page 2

The less I have to do with people, the better off I am. Not one person asked how the biopsy went even though I told them I was expecting the results early this week. Sigh. To be expected, of course.

All I really need is a cocker spaniel (this one isn't mine, btw) and an empty stretch of beach as as far as the eye can see.

Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.

Sometimes I think I'll be OK, but then people happen and I lose all hope again.

Had to go back out into the natural world because of people, and was relieved to bump into a couple of my buddies.

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but the lorikeets have been assembling in the park all morning and afternoon, and are now in the phalanx formation and headed towards the city.

They look fell. I fear they have risen up to storm the cities while we are weak and dispersed.

One day I muttered "holy cow" while browsing music videos on YouTube, and the algorithm was like "we've got a live one here, boys!" and ever since then, YouTube has been inundating me with videos of people serenading ungulates with accordions and trombones and pan flutes.

This is going to be a terrific day to not do a single goddamn thing I don’t feel like doing.

@benerinora Most social interactions seem to be fraught with phatic communication anyway.

Apparently "pupper" means "boobs" in Norweigan.

Good morning, everybody.