Notices by Grimm :bc: (grimmreality@beige.party)

After cutting up habanero peppers, I like to jam a finger right in my eyeball just to get the inevitable over with.

ON THE PHONE:

"Yes, two 2-for-1 Valentine heart-shaped mega-pizza deals please. For my very real orgy I am hosting. With sex people."

It really is a Golden Age of Being a Dumb Irredeemable Piece of Shit.

Jewel can get fucked. Celebrate nazis at the invite of nazis, you're a fucking nazi, and not one person should listen to your heartfelt "Let me explain why I sang for nazis" insta video. Die in a tire fire, taintlick.
https://www.comicsands.com/jewel-apologizes-rfk-inauguration?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

Jewel, as a heartfelt "mental health advocate," is very very concerned that 1 in 4 kids consider suicide, a statistical incidence rate that is about to fucking balloon because the sociopathic fash assbags she just blessed with her pretty pretty voice have made vicious high school bullying and violence-enforced medieval conformity the law of the land.

Good.
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/former-doctor-who-went-to-jan-6-rally-killed-in-shooting-at-home/

One time when we were little, my mom got tired of us saying "PIZZA" whenever she asked us what we wanted for dinner so she decided to make us pizza every night until we were sick of it. This went on for weeks. She never broke us. Didn't even get close.

Simple is fine, people! Hotdogs for some probably occupy a "comfort food" zone in your brain so, y'know, no wrong answers.

Unless the answer has anything to do with Cincinnati chili. Then you are just The Devil's sous chef.

Everything in the world is flaming sewage so FUN QUALITATIVE RESEARCH: Hotdogs came up yesterday, notably how to optimally top a hotdog. I realize I had a hot take a while back that we need to normalize putting taco stuff on hotdogs - AND I STAND BY THIS - and that I stated yesterday that the Chicago dog is the gold standard - WHICH IT GODDAMN IS - but I also realized I hadn't partaken of a hotdog with that New York red onion sauce on it since I left New York and kind of maybe would punch a baby to get one.

Oh also, chilidogs are obviously the PLATINUM standard. As long as the chili is not Cincinnati chili, which is an abomination before God.

As this is now stewing, I am issuing a call for your favorite ways to top hotdogs, orthodox fine, UNORTHODOX encouraged, regional specialties noted where apt, cuz who knows if we've all missed something along the way. Aaaand GO.

Sweden doubling down mashed potatoes on a dog in TWO different versions feels like a pretty awesome flex and a signal to other regions to step up their game.
https://beige.party/@melindrea/113874393675033378

Handy tip for everyone that taking your garbage and recycling out is on the way to the bar.

"While we remain a valiant watchdog in support of 'freedom,' we also need to recognize a 'new reality' wherein hyper-dissembling like complete corporate twats is 'necessary' to clumsily couch our servile alignment with national policies of ethnic cleansing and beating people back into their proper place."

Those pointing out the EFF's caveat self-reply to its OP should be apprised it doesn't actually say anything that distances the organization from the thoroughly beshitted garbage of the OP and its forthright intent to further examine shit already available to it when its servile hacks wrote the OP and even right then when they wrote the caveat should be accepted in the way you accept the NOW PTOMAINE-FREE sign at that soup place where you once got soup that gave you ptomaine.

"You thanked Hitler!"

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yrhiu

Kids, "We, a deliberative body of well-meant public policy advocates, didn't have all the information that was readily available to us when we blew a mildly cautionary public wet kiss to one of the most powerful oligarchs in the world even as he is very overtly working hand-in-glove with fascists to end pluralism, tolerance and democracy in America and perhaps even the world over" isn't the nuanced mitigating factor you might want to think it is.

"While we applaud facebook's fully stated intent to allow and bless coordinated misinformation campaigns intended to unperson and exterminate certain segments of the population, we will watch closely to make sure it is a good-faith effort and rolled out fairly and not merely a political maneuver to accommodate the upcoming U.S. administration that has done and plans to do exactly those things."

If you contribute to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, now would be a good time to stop fucking doing that.
https://mastodon.social/@eff/113789440544631242

ME: OMG you got me a beer for xmas??? That's my favorite!

BARTENDER: Yes, happy xmas, Grimm, you have to pay for the beer.

ME: You have ruined xmas, Kyla!

BARTENDER: Five times in one night, imagine that.

Be. Fucking. Ungovernable.

Came home and tried to use my car keyfob to unlock my apartment door and actually attempted to open the door and failed before I figured it out in case anyone wants to do a Dumbass-Off.