Canuck MAGA have basically raised their hands and said "We'll be Trump's Vichy," so, y'know, I'd fucking take them at their word. Because they're too dogshit stupid to try be clever about it.
Reminder, Danielle Smith would 100% sell your whiter babies to evangelical Americans for proper Fatherland indoctrination, and I know Canadians are famously tropishly polite, but you guys can give yourselves a pass on elbows-upping her dumb fascist ass.
Yup, because they are perpetually monomaniacally loyal to their ideology and not their constituency. People are to be ruled, not represented, that ideology dictates, and if you make a few deals with Americans in order to make this proper order manifest, it doesn't matter because it is in those filthy plebs' best interest.
Being "conservative"/fascist really is just a rationalized license to be a sociopath cunt.
Look, I'm a pragmatic person, I'm not saying EVERYone's problems would be solved by rooting out and marginalizing and, where applicable, prosecuting every sneering fucking compromised hostile-foreign-power-allied racist xenophobe libertarian cult-acolyte in your midst. But I am definitely saying that's a good place to start.
Am I suggesting every "conservative"-identifying person in Canada is an actual Fifth Columnist who will readily bow to their American masters and sell the lot of you out for meat and slave labor? Yup!
But, if I may nuance this a bit, I am suggesting this because they ARE that and that is exactly what they will do. Because they are fucking awful, shitty people who share ideologies with the shittiest, dumbest fucking Americans you can imagine in the darkest deepest nadir of caricature. I have to live with those awful dogshit American people and I cringe at it every day because it is literally destroying the republic I live in. You don't. So don't.
If you are a Canadian reading this and not knowing who the fuck I am - natural and normal, I barely know half the time - and wondering which of this peculiar sweary screed is hyperbole and which is not, my frame, for what is it is worth, is that NOTHING is hyperbole anymore because I now live under a genuinely fascist government that has, with exactly zero rationale, told me you are bad and my enemy and I, as a lateral-thinking citizen and a free fucking child of light, do not fucking accept that.
All rational non-nazi Canadians are, were and forever will be my buds. Anybody who tells me otherwise can burn alive, as far as I'm concerned.
I am not a Christian or a deist of any stripe so it stands to reason that simply beholding a hot clergywoman at an antifascism rally should probably not linger upon my mind hours after the fact. Yet here we are.
The #HandsOff protests taking place across the United States right now are Antifascism Protests. They are that and explicitly that. If you know ANYone with any responsibility for writing headlines, make fucking well sure that person understands that.
I live in #Wisconsin and haven't seen nearly enough on this and I have minimal reach but fuck it, IF YOU FUCKING LIVE IN #WISCONSIN VOTE FUCKING _NO_ ON THE FUCKING #WISCONSIN STATE REFERENDUM TOMORROW, WHILST ALSO FUCKING VOTING _FOR_ SUSAN CRAWFORD AND JILL UNDERLY. Thank you.
Look, I can still be mad at The Atlantic for being a bunch of haute centrist horror-whitewashing junk-science-peddling Vichy-flirting fucking tossers and NOT be mad at them for this specific thing. I got anger skillz.
Vegas and Disney are gross and overrated and, oh yeah, you can BE DISAPPEARED HERE NOW with zero legal recourse because nearly every person or agency charged with enforcing the law supports the suspension of the law if a designated obersturmfuhrer tells them to disappear someone. That's how it works now. It's not worth some fucking teacup ride or whatever. Have fun that keeps your money in your community.
Per the court filing in this case: "Liebb said when he asked why they were being detained, an officer tightened his handcuffs and responded: 'This isn’t county or state. We are [H]omeland. You have no rights here.'”
Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Occasionally pimping my angry left-ass rock songs. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.partyIf you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.