Notices by Grimm :bc: (grimmreality@beige.party)

Oh cool, we can continue destroying Target. Even more zealously than previously. EVERYBODY REMEMBER TO KEEP DESTROYING TARGET.
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/target-lets-go-pair-of-executives-who-had-supported-dei-programs

Grow up to be someone not stupid or docile enough to cheer wildly at silly preposterous bullshit in a tech CEO's keynote presentation.

I've had worse reasons to trot this one back out. Pay special attention the last verse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkPwxcIji0

If this makes you feel bad for the guy who got decked, you fucking well shouldn't be following me anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efXyjX8lTxs

Just upfront, if you think this is a bad take, I don't fucking care.

Fascists dying is objectively good.

Scott Adams, renowned cartoonist and American neo-nazi, announced he has terminal cancer and, while I know the easy thing is to point out his many failings, I just want to remind everyone, if you can't find something nice to say about a horrible dying piece of shit who used his massive platform to validate the worst people alive and help make the world a materially shittier place, you are welcome to say appropriately bad things about him in my replies.

Stop. Fucking. Reading. Clicking. Sharing. The. Fucking. New. York. Times.
https://defector.com/the-new-york-times-really-asked-ms-rachel-if-shes-paid-by-hamas

Pursuant to terms-of-service, I am NOT advocating we violently and permanently cull rich people from society as a vital first step to making it actually work, but I will say, if it happens, it fucking happens and it would be good.

Re-upping the travel advisory: DO NOT TRAVEL TO THE UNITED STATES. BC is doing its part, with border crossings down 51% April '25 vs April '24, and now the CBP, which is staffed exclusively with neo-nazi cretins with personality disorders, is making re-crossing even more difficult specifically just to be as big a bunch of pricks as they possibly can. This is national policy now.

Don't come here.
Don't buy things here.
Don't give surly fascist sociopaths in CBP uniforms the opportunity to fuck with you from no reason other than they think they're the fucking master race.
Thank you for your help in fighting fascism.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/us-bc-border-checkpoint-1.7528402

I'm not really a phonevideo-myself-confronting-politicians kind of guy but, having said that, there's still a Barnes & Noble over on the West Side and Chuck Schumer should definitely come here and do a reading and tell us that, from his very virtuous and "progressive" purview, this👇 is actually bad and let's see what happens.
https://zeteo.com/p/breaking-mohsen-mahdawi-released

Do whatever you can in the coming years to utterly and inexorably destroy this toadying piece of shit's career.

Getting back at the plucky insurgency that destroyed your Deathstar with another Deathstar that also blows up is basically just an expensive three-movie Roadrunner cartoon.

I know we all say this in one way or another every day we even dare peek into our public ever-churning kaleidoscope of atrocity, but every last feral fucking joy-hating death-worshipping botched abortion of a person who helped make this happen should see locusts and aphids eat everything they attempt to grow and watch sinkholes consume their homes and experience everyone who ever loved them shunning them until they cough up some unidentified alien black vomit and die dessicated and alone, leaving the world to draw a healing clean breath for their passing from it.

"Haha you're being a wee bit hyperbolic."

Nope. I am not.

"What if it is someone you love?"

Everyone who helped this happen that I loved I have stopped loving because they are - and this is important - fucking monsters. I am not the Buddha. My love is conditional. On someone NOT being a fucking monster.

If there is a vestige of serving humanity left in the Vatican sans Francis - and I have zero fucking hope there is - they will respond to this exactly the way Canada did.

Y'know what, fuck it, Canada, as a people, should choose the next pope. They proved themselves fucking worthy of the monumental task at hand.

Are you in your 50s? Does your shoulder blade hurt all of a sudden for no discernible reason? You might be entitled to a large cash award from God, if she exists, for designing a stupid stupid creature that just breaks because of fucking whatever. Join my class action suit now.

Everything is still a shitshow in this neo-nazi fucktopia so I am making my choice to revel in #Canada 's election for at LEAST three more days and periodically ask things like "Did Pierre Pollievre unlose his seat yet?"

ME: I have no sense of fashion and have all the clothing I need and buying new things is dumb and cession to conspicuous consumption.

ME TEN SECONDS AGO: I need that fucken cap right fucken now.