Don't worry, everyone, fresh off #WelcomeFest, a gathering of some the dullest, most morally compromised gherms in the Democratic Party and its vampiritic consultant class, a triumphal manifestation of the InternetHippo's now-memetic tweet, I'm sure intrepid centrists like Ritchie Torres and Matt Yglesias in weighing in to see if they can help heal the internazi rift in the interest of bipartisanship.