Notices by David Jones (schnuckster@beige.party)

Last self-boost: Anyone still follow that Tuck Frumper prick? He'll be hanging himself if Harris wins. 🤷♂️

Can't think of anything more ridiculous than 'Republican Voters Against Trump'. Would they like a prize? Do we have that many goldfish?

Unlike my instance, these girls knew what to do with fascists. https://www.history.com/news/dutch-resistance-teenager-killed-nazis-freddie-oversteegen

BBC News: 'Atomic bomb hell must never be repeated' say Japan's last survivors

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crg5lyd25jno

OK, thicko alert. Why do Americans have to give their preferred party when registering to vote? It's none of the registrar's fucking business, surely?

Mind you, they can link ballot papers to voter ID numbers in the UK. If they were competent at data management, of course. I feel safe my vote for the Communists in the London Assembly election will remain undetected... 🤭

People coming to the pub for the first time, throwing their weight around. White middle-class privilege in full effect, boiiiii. 🙄⚽️ #football #euro2024 #England #MastodonFC #SouthEastLondon

That'll be Infantino doing his best Graham Taylor 'do I not like that' impression. 😏⚽️ #euro2024 #MastodonFC #football

Being a modern #football fan means doing a fucking Mexican wave when your team has offered fuck all, is 2-0 down, and is heading out in less than half an hour. 🤷♂️🙄⚽️ #euro2024 #MastodonFC

@HeatherMJ I'm afraid my wife would bury me in it! ⚰😰

TV testcard jacket and tie. £10. Fits me too. 😏 #CharityShops #TV 📺

Daily reminder that the fear both leading parties have of tens of millions of racist cunts brought us to this point.

https://news.sky.com/story/one-year-old-massah-was-born-in-uk-now-shes-being-ordered-to-leave-to-maintain-integrity-of-immigration-laws-13142190

New #KitchenMusic is this legendary recording of Meistersinger, which also reminds me it's our wedding anniversary later this month, as N walked the aisle to an organ arrangement of the Overture. 💿 #ClassicalMusic #Opera

Airdrie v Partick Thistle first leg in 30 minutes on BBC Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️ #ScottishChampionship #football #MastodonFC

@ianRobinson Completely agree - glad you've noticed this too, thought it was just me...

Still no Surrey membership card. If it isn't here by Thursday I'm jibbing the Oval on Friday. They're trying to force members to use their silly app. They can shove it up their arse. 🏏 #Cricket #CountyChampionship

@pretensesoup @bookstodon Ta. I ended up walking out because the shop spans five floors and it wasn't my gym day!

I was in the Gower Street Waterstones today, asking about where to find books on neurodiversity. Got told they could be in any of three or four places depending on the type of book it is. Made me wonder, when a bookshop is that big, wouldn't using Dewey decimal be a better option? #books #bookstodon @bookstodon 📚

Wind seems lively again out there. 💨

#pubs too dark to read in before 8pm should be banned by law. #books #bookstodon @bookstodon 🍺📖

@artemesia I suppose it all depends on the people you follow. What I've found is that a load joined a few months ago, gave it about a week, then never went back.