Notices by David Jones (schnuckster@beige.party), page 2

D'ya know that bit in Goodfellas when they close the bar and kick that made man to fuck, and they think he's dead so they bundle him in the boot and drive to a quarry or something, and they open the boot and he's just still barely breathing, so they all take knives and they stab the poor motherfucker repeatedly till they're sure he's dead, then they bury him, and six months later there's construction work in the area, so they dig him up and he's putrefying and Ray Liotta throws up on his corpse? That's how dead Bluesky is today.

Seeing reference to Good King Wenceslas has reminded me how he likes his pizza done. Deep pan, crisp and even. #GetsCoat 🍕

See 'making delivery staff redundant to save money' worked a treat, eh... 🙄

https://news.sky.com/story/royal-mail-is-fined-16356m-for-missing-delivery-targets-13007059

The aliens have taken my bus and moved it back a stop. They keep doing this. 👽🚌

Giving my brain a break with my next #book. #books #bookstodon @bookstodon 📖

Sometimes, it has to be Led Zep.

A new instance, a new #introduction. This is now my fourth server. I should really have The Littlest Hobo as my icon instead of Bagpuss.

I'm in my silver jubilee year of living in #SouthEastLondon, but remain a loud Scouser. I largely gave up on Everton in favour of #NonLeague #football. I talk about music a fair bit, mostly #ClassicalMusic and #Opera, but other stuff too, and I occasionally dabble with #TOTP on Fridays. I like #pubs even as they die one by one before my eyes. I watch #CountyChampionship #Cricket and will keep an eye on #CWC2023 as well as #RWC2023. I mention #books occasionally, but read too slowly to make it a regular occurrence.

I understand beige.party is not a cult, which is a shame really, but four letter words beginning with c is what got me two permanent bans from Twitter, so maybe it's for the best.