Notices by Otto (licked@mastodon.social)

tonight, i cracked an ounce of unknown. so far so good.

@BeAware i dont have long. ill be loud about it.

i think its time to just start pointing and laughing at all these maga chuckleheads. sorry mom.

holee fuck im here for this

back to tasting nothing. it was nice while it lasted for 3 and a half tubes.

im having a real moment here. every time i eat a ritz, at first i think it's a thin mint for about 5 seconds. ive eaten 2 tubes so far.

new goal. it involves a burger king bathroom.

everything is so hard. everything hurts so much. how do yall do it?

if there is anyone around vienna, va that might like to have breakfast tomorrow with me at ihop. im paying if you drive.

i miss eating out. i *really* *really* miss pancakes.

i was on my way to brooklyn. but i slept. i don't know what to do now.

is there a cut of the break shit video thats just kids and pauly shore?

@Teri_Kanefield i rely on people to dig in where i can't.

when you ended your big last set, you said you didn't think it was right to name names.

you should. i need to know.

dear #foxsports,

i know 720p is *technically* HD, but it's 2023.

#nfl

@ryanhoulihan how is this encouraging genocide? did i miss something?