Notices by Citizen Helene (citizenhelene@mastodon.social), page 4

(I mean I suppose I could also have tried to just tape it back together, but)

Absolutely not paying £20 for a single branded replacement part, especially when it doesn't even come in colours other than black

Shout out to people who 3D print replacement L/R slider cap things for Beyerdynamic DT770/990 headphones

@botvolution Yeah our kitchen faces the same way. We always end up sticking loads of newspaper over the windows in there for a bit of shade, which I'm sure looks delightful to the neighbours, but fuck it

I've run out of velcro to stick the blackout blind up in the studio so I am sufferingggg

This weather is rancid, I'm sorry

Justt caught myself thinking "Ugh, hurry up and get dark so I can go to bed," lolllle #SummerGrinch

How is everyone this e'en?

(I'm watching Fiend Without a Face. Lots of fun stop motion brain monster things)

50s sci fi/horror was so unhinged

Would love to be able to customise the web version of Mastodon to be even more like Tweetdeck. I already use the advanced web interface but it's not the same, you can't change the size of columns or hide the compose box, the messages column gets shunted to the end of all your lists etc

Death Wish 4 🤡

Just found a film starring both Steven Seagal and Michael Caine. (Whomst knew?) Caine kinda looks how Seagal does now, in terms of hair dye

Holy fuck this is so bad, I'm crying

This must be another one of those films Caine did so he could buy a house

I can't really even describe what I just saw. But one bit involved Seagal fighting a bear, yet it was evidently not a real bear

@botvolution You should!

Obviously it gets a bit overshadowed by the fight scene immediately after it, but I always wondered why the bin lorry just randomly empties loads of stuff out onto the street

Weetabix Greige

(I was 'watching' Van der Valk)