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man, how many of these kids are gonna get expelled from school *and* still be saddled with the lifelong non-dischargeable debt?

Seems like a good time to stop.

@hj https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfCiefs0k3k

@madison batter and fry them and give me a side of marinara and yes I absolutely would

@madison
Why do those poor cheese sticks have tumors?

@kirby @billiam that sounds awfully familiar....

game after game, I consistently outperform, I apply ungodly amounts of skill expression, I dominate my role....

and still, at the end of the game, it says "DEFEAT", because my teams *always* find a way to lose.

this is why League is a failed game. there's more opportunities for skill expression in a fucking slot machine.

which, ultimately, is what they want to turn it into.

@billiam lmao I had to start playing chess because my girl got **super** into it last year

@djsumdog >no cost

so what's the meme?

Redditors have got to be some of the stupidest people on the planet

@icedquinn actually that crowd hates israel now, because they didn't know about palestine before and now they do. critical theory instructs them to always take the side of the oppressed.

>Nintendo drone strikes an orphanage in Italy because there was a child named Luigi

@lina we aren't checking, we're merely giving you good advice.

if you cheat the metric, the only person you're cheating is yourself.

@lina who the fuck is checking your piss?

friendly reminder that if your toilet water doesn't look the same before and after you piss, you aren't drinking enough water

Upon detection of a land-based nuclear missile launch, there would be 26 minutes and 30 seconds until impact. (Submarine launch would be under 10 minutes)

What would you do with your 26 minutes and 30 seconds?

@p two letter hostnames is cursed mate

@dirb
You hiring? You giving out health insurance?
@coin @bot

@bot
Oh also, the custom GPTs are nice. I have one that has a complete copy of Ekko's (text) lore and it's published so that anybody can query his lore and story in natural language.

I also fed one the Argument Clinic sketch and it'll just contradict you all day. Great way to piss through your quota.
@coin