Notices by Saffron🏳️‍⚧️ (spinach@girlcock.club)

the year of the no desktop

go into the forest

be free

oh you like bad girls? well i have an overfull hbox in all of my documents

cats are great because what everyone needs in their life is a furry little disaster who will wake you up at 3AM because they want cuddles and love you very much

bisexual is when you like both catgirls and foxgirls

why do they call it a strip mall when you're supposed to wear clothes the whole time

gocktober

we need to rename electrical connectors to be "top" and "bottom" instead of "male" and "female"

you may give a girl anxiety by presenting her with a decision

evil as a service

@a1ba omg yes

fellas, if ya girl is:
- featherless
- a biped

that ain't ya girl. that's a man

gender is stored in the feathers and/or extra legs

@Polychrome oh! sorry! do you need to be wound up again?

alright time for the ultimate "are you a robot" test:

🧲

the polycule between the foxgirl, the chickengirl, and the cabbagegirl

(approaching someone in public) Wow, you're so terminally offline. Maybe you should go inside and touch computer

@AnarchoCatgirlism data privacy? in this economy?

@josie do people actually believe this nonsense

or are they really just trying to have their homogenous gated communities where they don't have to see people of color or gay people

okay you make a good point. however:
*rotates you*
*rotates you*
*rotates you*
*rotates you*
*rotates you*

hrt that turns you into a trans girl's plushie