Notices by Saffron🏳️‍⚧️ (spinach@girlcock.club)

white van with no windows that has "FUN, SAFE MATH OPTIMIZATIONS" printed on the side

if cis people are so great then when don't they have their own siberian orchestra

tfw you realize the linux kernel has an rtos basically bolted onto it

@freya yeah the scheduler can be put into a real-time mode on a per-thread basis and the time slices can be configured to provide guarantees. this is all even doable in user space

@quat oh you didn't......

you should give a trans woman in your life the wonderful gift of a particle accelerator. she will certainly appreciate this

i promise you the solution to us lawmakers proposing banning firearms for trans people is not to go on social media and scream at trans people that they need to buy guns while they still can

it's not like it's a passport or something

trans people are a high risk population for suicide and i am tired of seeing people blindly suggest that buying guns will solve any problems

Well, I just got laid off from my job. If anyone needs a talented embedded systems engineer or hardware engineer with strong experience in video hardware, send me a message with details of a job opening and I can provide a CV. Remote work preferred, but I can work anywhere in central Minnesota. Boosts welcome and encouraged.

@hazelnoot are people seriously suggesting the pinephone as a replacement for an android phone in 2025

i tried it myself and after days worth of fiddling with bullshit it is barely able to run a web browser

spaces? tabs? wrong. vertical tabs are the only way to go

how about you apt-get install some bitches

@yassie_j alpha males imply the existence of red males, blue males, and green males

oh you're a mathematician? name every number

@salad_bar_breath you're missing the imaginary and complex numbers

@puppygirlhornypost2 @bagder clout chasing. anyone who can (correctly) identify a vulnerability in curl instantly wins status online. dumb people will try to make any perceived issue with curl a CVE for this reason

@lanodan keep practicing, apprentice

visualize, if you will, a fox

@puniko @volpeon gender dysphoria

why. why are you organizing protests on facebook. why have people "signed up". incredible that people keep doing this

@mia IPO