Notices by Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass (salad_bar_breath@todon.nl)

Hey nerds...

How do I filter/mute/something RT's from people I don't want to see?

(I'm on a Mastodon instance)

Edit: for clarification, if I have person B blocked, and person A who I want to continue to follow RT's something from person B, I don't want to see that RT.

I feel like this might be plausible if there's a wildcard character you can use on the filters

I love how mfers want to try to use technical solutions on social problems and they don't even have technical solutions to technical problems lolol

Just a reminder that if you use "narcissist" to describe an abuser, person with traits you don't like, or even if they have NPD (actually especially if they have NPD), I will at least unfollow you.

"Charlie Kirk getting killed is going to come back on trans people"

Not any more than normal. Lol. They hate us either way. I'm glad that fuckhead got shot in the fucking neck and I'm even more glad it made you uncomfortable because you chose to perceive and talk about it unlike you do for kids in Gaza.

"Sarah McBride wasn't wrong for what she did."

Yeah, she was. She was an elected represented, she should have went to the correct bathroom and stood up to those genital inspecting creeps. You just like what she did because she validated your cowardice and respectability politics.

I'm exhaaaaaausted

Don't tell me what the fuck I mean or that my anger is misdirected...

Sometimes I swear to fuck all if most of you had two buttons and one killed a million people and the other one killed a fascist but you had to perceive the fascist dying, you would pick the former.

...and I can't help but wonder if people choosing temporary comfort over meaningful change is why the world still fucking sucks and probably always will.

Dear popular fedi people: stop trying to follow me because of one post that got boosted by your favs.

You will not like me. I promise.

Thinking about how when I was a kid and people told me about heaven, I was so scared I would have to go there, and possibly deal with annoying people forever being shitty human beings forcing me to do things I don't want to do.

Not just that, but I was also told that upon going to heaven, everyone would just be so grateful that they would worship God forever. So basically, I would have to just exist in eternity simping a problematic petty man child along with all his other simps...

With that, I am so fucking thankful that you nerds are not smart or capable enough to upload consciousness into a computer, and force everyone to live forever to be around yall who talk about nothing but how it took you 12 hours to do something on Arch that can be done on most normal PC's in five seconds, your kinks, or how you trash everyone's life so you can pretend to be some poorly written one dimensional "messy bitch"

Not to mention we would have to spend all eternity worshipping the Discord dommy mommy because she maintains the system we're on...

Gross

I cannot wait to fucking die...

It is going to be scary, painful, and then peaceful.

I am so glad you all will too.

Remember, no matter how much you Linux, you'll die one day.

I'm trying to have a conversation with you, but it takes you like 5 seconds to pronounce every vowel, and I already forgot what I was going to say.

Nobody:

Every white Minnesotan guy:

The only difference between bears and twinks in Minnesota is twinks have slightly better groomed beards.

You truly haven't experienced life until you fuck someone with a Minnesota accent.

Like, imagine you're just enjoying getting your guts beat in and you're trying not to laugh because they are pillow talking you with a similar tone and cadence as some guy who is placing an obnoxious order in at a microbrewery in rural Alberta.

Also, what the fuck is up with those...um...vehicles y'all ride around in?

Like, I'm trying to enjoy my walk on the lake and here comes someone on fucking roller skis. Why is that a thing that exists?!

Imagine you're just riding your bike and a whole convoy of hipsters passes you, and theyre like on *pulls out stack of notes and fumbles them* dual unicycles with an 8 foot pole stilting each seat, that they're pedaling with their hands but is also assisted by a large NiMH battery powered motor, which the battery is on their back and covered by the Minnesota state flag bastardized into the pride flag.

Average convoy of Greenway enjoyers signaling to pass you: