Notices by Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass (salad_bar_breath@todon.nl), page 2

I wish I was watching this while y'all were watching something else during Monsterdon, and flood the hashtag with my toots just to piss everyone off.

The bullshit Carlsen is on though cause he has it so bad for this girl is pretty well written. Love is a motherfucker.

My favorite thing about this movie tho is the one guy who's whole job on this British/American joint task force is to ask obvious questions and have melodramatic reactions to bullshit while everyone else remains stoic.

Also, like, how are you going to have the London Symphony Orchestra but still be so poorly scored?

The music is like an early episode of Looney Tunes that was an outtake because the people that scored it were high af that day

Jesus fucking Christ the over the top innuendos and bad horny jokes in this are ridiculous. It's like the NSFW channel of a trans discord server.

Porn DVD's from the 90s have a better plot than this

Watching Lifeforce (1985) and jesus this is a terrible movie

Its a fucking horrible movie and it has space vampires, so it should be a hit for the queers

Space vampire dom mommy does Vulcan mind meld with men and then cucks them.

So cool. Fucking just absolute brilliance.

@Unlikelylass thats a very generous review lol

I'm pretty fucking great

When things are bad, Ziggy (my cat son) uses my leg as a scratching post or smacks me and I feel like everything is going to be okay.

No gentrifying my plastic lawn chair abyss staring

Type of girl who hears someone crying in her work bathroom and goes in and cries with them

But then again, the Fedi doesn't need anymore academia ass STEM hot dolls, but it does need more math tutor hot dolls...

...so I'm doing the lord's work here, js

You're speaking at a conference which is basically having a circle-jerk about recently discovered celestial phenomenon with a bunch of asswipes who jerk it to flunking their students...

I am getting social work students who "hate math" excited about factoring polynomials.

We are not the same...

6 followers lost! It's not the 10 I was shooting for, but we'll get em next time chat!

If cis punks could stop having nonbinary ppl names that would be cool.

If you want people to call you "cornflake" or "shoe", then quit being a little bitch about it and stick a "they" pronoun on.

Dear queers,

Negging is not a good strategy. It doesn't work.

Be nice, don't withhold compliments, don't pretend like you're not interested.

Leave the red pilled manosphere bullshit for the incels...