Notices by Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass (salad_bar_breath@todon.nl), page 2

Nobody:

Every white Minnesotan guy:

The only difference between bears and twinks in Minnesota is twinks have slightly better groomed beards.

You truly haven't experienced life until you fuck someone with a Minnesota accent.

Like, imagine you're just enjoying getting your guts beat in and you're trying not to laugh because they are pillow talking you with a similar tone and cadence as some guy who is placing an obnoxious order in at a microbrewery in rural Alberta.

Also, what the fuck is up with those...um...vehicles y'all ride around in?

Like, I'm trying to enjoy my walk on the lake and here comes someone on fucking roller skis. Why is that a thing that exists?!

Imagine you're just riding your bike and a whole convoy of hipsters passes you, and theyre like on *pulls out stack of notes and fumbles them* dual unicycles with an 8 foot pole stilting each seat, that they're pedaling with their hands but is also assisted by a large NiMH battery powered motor, which the battery is on their back and covered by the Minnesota state flag bastardized into the pride flag.

Average convoy of Greenway enjoyers signaling to pass you:

What's up with y'all's accent tho?

Y'all sound like you lived in Scotland until you were 10 and then lived the rest of your life in some small town 30 minutes north of Winnipeg nobody has ever heard of.

😭

https://thedailytism.com/autistic-lesbian-decides-to-just-brave-it-and-briefly-glance-in-her-direction/

@spinach ∀n∈R

@spinach the problem with that then if I say "∀n∈C", then I'm just including all real and complex numbers that have the some distance (such that |n|∈R, for any n in C) from the origin. So like, then what about representations on any plane we choose to define 🤷♀️

So, we can define the value of any number we imagine on any plane with any symbol we choose to express it with the real set. Otherwise, I dunno how we encompass all mathematical objects that are a "number" (and the subsequent philosophical discussion of who gets to decide what a number is).

In summary, I feel like an annoying reply girl and I am going to do a lot of dumb shit later to make up for it lolol

Does it being pride month mean people are *finally* going to watch my movie recs?

Current mood

Hi,

Sorry to do this, I thought I was good, but...life...

Specifically, I wrecked my vehicle, it hydroplaned, spun, and hit a highway divider. I am physically okay. My vehicle is totalled.

I got a new job and I work in the suburbs (I live in a pretty big city so I don't need to drive anywhere else). It's my dream job and it makes me very happy, but there's no reasonable way to get to work without a vehicle. This accident happened at a very bad time because moving to a new city has been expensive, so I have no money

Anyways, I could use help with rideshares and maybe a down payment for a new used car (I tried getting one without and my credit is not quite there).

So anything helps, even a boost. Thank you so much.

Venmo: @rynyday
Cashapp: $rynydayactual
Paypal: @saladbreath
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I think how I'm going to approach romantic relationships from now on is thus:

If something bad is happening, I will ask myself, "how would I feel if this shit was happening to my other partners?"

If I could see nuance in that situation, then I will see nuance in that and work it out. If I would knock their fucking teeth out for doing that to them, then I will break up with them (I hope).

*Twink turns into giant screaming bat creature after being stabbed*

Damn, twink death is fucked up

Carlsen loves this girl the way Harry Kim loves unavailable bitches

Carlsen loves this girl the way a baby trans girl in a small town in rural Texas loves the only other trans girl in that town.

Some random guy: nice weather we're having today, huh?

Carlsen: I love her! I need to be with her, we're connected!

You know you have it made when you have a partner that looks at you the way Carlsen looks at the extremely naked space vampire girl.

"Carlsen is after the girl!"

"How do you know?"

Bro everybody knows...