Notices by Cardboard Robot (cardboardrobot@mstdn.social), page 2

Oz: After Dorothy says she’ll miss scarecrow most of all, bitter resentment builds between Tin Man and Lion resulting in a ten minute axe vs claws fight set piece.

#AlternativeMovieEndings
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Butch Cassidy: Glad we went to Bolivia. Cheers pal!

#AlternativeMovieEndings
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K.I.T.T They don’t make parts for you anymore. Maybe you could move back in with your mother. Your mother THE CAR. Sorry, that was uncalled for and I apologize. But get out.

#FireAFictionalCharacter
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I would do anything for love but I won’t touch the steering wheel

#OverHeatASongOrPoem
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If you fill a cybertruck with popcorn kernels, you may experience extreme hilarity.

#SummerVacationWarningLabels
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Please do not read the classified documents in the resort bathrooms.

#SummerVacationWarningLabels
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Beware of giggling teens when grandma mentions motorboating.

#SummerVacationWarningLabels
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Electric watercraft may electrocute! Seek out Sharks immediately!

#SummerVacationWarningLabels
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Why did Trader Joe’s get rid of the frozen bolognese?

#RantAboutTrivialThings
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Careful you don’t cook at 365 degrees or you’re back to zero

#OddCookingTips
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@br00t4c Maybe you should have made Daniel Dale a moderator then @CNN instead of two blocks of wood.

Jack And Jill Fell Down The Hill
And sued the city for the bill

#InsuranceASloganOrPoem
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Dems are real, so we admit it didn’t go great on performance. But one thing for sure, don’t ever let @CNN host a debate again EVER. Not a single…Not a SINGLE fact check on Trump’s incessant lies. Shame @CNN.

#politics #debate @CNN

“So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous lack of fact checking from @CNN.”

#politics #debate

@hashtaggames @paul I didn’t have that hashtag game on my bingo card tonight :)

#SantaInTheSummer
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Someone’s knocking at the door, someone’s ringing the bell, do me a favor, be very quiet, don’t let ‘em in

#IgnoreSomeoneWithASongOrPoem
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Green Acres originally a weed farm, which explains Mr. Douglas’ unceasing hallucinations including a talking pig.

#FakeSitcomFacts
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Archie Bunker’s dad used to call him “meat-head.”

#FakeSitcomFacts
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Someone Left The Fudgie The Whale Out In The Rain

#IceCreamASongOrMovie
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Upsetting Scenes From An Italian Restaurant

#HeimlichManeuverASongOrPoem
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