Notices by Cardboard Robot (cardboardrobot@mstdn.social), page 2

I’m old enough to remember when @CNN failed at moderating the first debate. Complete and utter fail. Hope they aren’t rewarded by a second.

#politics #cnn

My theory is one of musk’s satellites fell out of orbit onto a server.

#musk #x

@br00t4c When your dog can’t quite poop and it hangs out and it’s gross but you grab it with a dog bag. That’s still less disgusting than a “Greg Gutfeld.”

Biden not only made the most selfless decision to drop out, but also f—ing timed it perfectly to kill the evil momentum of the republican convention and raise hope for democrats. Obi wan lifting his light saber moment. #hero #politics #gokamala #obiwan

Trump looks off and weird. Is this his idea of moderate voter trump or is he post op or drugged or “saved” or…? Doesn’t seem to recognize his running mate. It was just his ear, right? Right?

#politics

Oz: After Dorothy says she’ll miss scarecrow most of all, bitter resentment builds between Tin Man and Lion resulting in a ten minute axe vs claws fight set piece.

#AlternativeMovieEndings
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Butch Cassidy: Glad we went to Bolivia. Cheers pal!

#AlternativeMovieEndings
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K.I.T.T They don’t make parts for you anymore. Maybe you could move back in with your mother. Your mother THE CAR. Sorry, that was uncalled for and I apologize. But get out.

#FireAFictionalCharacter
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I would do anything for love but I won’t touch the steering wheel

#OverHeatASongOrPoem
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If you fill a cybertruck with popcorn kernels, you may experience extreme hilarity.

#SummerVacationWarningLabels
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Please do not read the classified documents in the resort bathrooms.

#SummerVacationWarningLabels
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Beware of giggling teens when grandma mentions motorboating.

#SummerVacationWarningLabels
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Electric watercraft may electrocute! Seek out Sharks immediately!

#SummerVacationWarningLabels
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Why did Trader Joe’s get rid of the frozen bolognese?

#RantAboutTrivialThings
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Careful you don’t cook at 365 degrees or you’re back to zero

#OddCookingTips
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@br00t4c Maybe you should have made Daniel Dale a moderator then @CNN instead of two blocks of wood.

Jack And Jill Fell Down The Hill
And sued the city for the bill

#InsuranceASloganOrPoem
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Dems are real, so we admit it didn’t go great on performance. But one thing for sure, don’t ever let @CNN host a debate again EVER. Not a single…Not a SINGLE fact check on Trump’s incessant lies. Shame @CNN.

#politics #debate @CNN

“So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous lack of fact checking from @CNN.”

#politics #debate

@hashtaggames @paul I didn’t have that hashtag game on my bingo card tonight :)

#SantaInTheSummer
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