Notices by Cardboard Robot (cardboardrobot@mstdn.social)

Jar Jar Tartare

#SciFiARecipeMealOrDrink
#HashTagGames

@br00t4c #heartwarming ?

I’ll admit to a lack of creation
When the poetry train stops at my station
While others are stellar
I’d jump up and down ‘fer
A trophy for participation

#LimerickAConfession
#HashTagGames

Tim Walz:

“Now tomorrow, women all across America of every age and party are going to send a loud and clear message to Donald Trump, WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT...”

#politics #VOTE

Mod to Trump: “So just to be clear you still do not have a plan”
Lol

#debate

“Why do you send me a picture of my house, you’ll have to figure that out for yourself Abdul”

?????

#debate

“You adore strongmen instead of caring about Democracy”

Succinct. Perfect

#debate

“Said he would TERMINATE, TERMINATE the constitution.” Yes, nice.

#debate

Georgia On My Mind-Head

#Bowfinger
#FamousBrandASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Iron Man not about a statue

#MisleadingMovieTitles
#HashTagGames

@fcktheworld587 @br00t4c Except that in court bold faced lies are “moderated” by a judge. If ABC’s moderators are anything like CNN’s “moderators” there won’t be a moderator. It’s concerning to me.

….A party that “nominates a man that is weirdly obsessesed with Putin.” - Adam Kinzineger

#dnc #dems #politics

I love that the dems are reclaiming the flag and USA.

#politics #dnc

I’m glad they’re rerunning the tough Senator Kamala video. That is a very good one.

#dnc #uspol

@TechBean @rc_ha_tc Me too. I thought he had a fun intentionally square-cool vibe.

I’m old enough to remember when @CNN failed at moderating the first debate. Complete and utter fail. Hope they aren’t rewarded by a second.

#politics #cnn

My theory is one of musk’s satellites fell out of orbit onto a server.

#musk #x

@br00t4c When your dog can’t quite poop and it hangs out and it’s gross but you grab it with a dog bag. That’s still less disgusting than a “Greg Gutfeld.”

Biden not only made the most selfless decision to drop out, but also f—ing timed it perfectly to kill the evil momentum of the republican convention and raise hope for democrats. Obi wan lifting his light saber moment. #hero #politics #gokamala #obiwan

Trump looks off and weird. Is this his idea of moderate voter trump or is he post op or drugged or “saved” or…? Doesn’t seem to recognize his running mate. It was just his ear, right? Right?

#politics