Notices by Cardboard Robot (cardboardrobot@mstdn.social), page 3

Someone’s knocking at the door, someone’s ringing the bell, do me a favor, be very quiet, don’t let ‘em in

#IgnoreSomeoneWithASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Green Acres originally a weed farm, which explains Mr. Douglas’ unceasing hallucinations including a talking pig.

#FakeSitcomFacts
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Archie Bunker’s dad used to call him “meat-head.”

#FakeSitcomFacts
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Someone Left The Fudgie The Whale Out In The Rain

#IceCreamASongOrMovie
#HashTagGames

Upsetting Scenes From An Italian Restaurant

#HeimlichManeuverASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Anything by Weezer

#HeimlichManeuverASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Sorry we never took you to therapy about your self-esteem issues. It was the 60’s, we didn’t know. - Charlie Brown’s parents

#FictionalCharactersApology
#HashTagGames

Semi-charmed Proof Of Life

#mysteryasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

G’night Court

#PoliticianAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

Kristi I Noem What You Did Last Summer

#PoliticianAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

Scotus has fallen, we are hurdling toward gop dictatorship, and there are people who aren’t going to vote because “they’re all the same.”

#politics

@amy @Elledeeay Are you kidding? I didn’t know how to use them back then! :)

This Ain’t Your Daddy’s Lawncare. He was a terrible gardener, we have to start fresh.

#YardAndLawnCareSlogans
#HashTagGames

Lawyers: Trump aside, why isn’t “catch & kill” that tabloids do illegal? How’s this not just lay-away blackmail? I don’t get it.

#legal #lawyers #legalfedi

Ankle bells on the the Alien

#backstabafictionalcharacter
#hashtaggames

“Now with 30% less people”

#HealthyFoodBoxWarnings
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Coal Miner’s Daughter’s Father

#BlueCollarAMovie
#HashTagGames

@feditips When I first joined I stumbled on an infographic of server sizes as circles of various sizes and it was helpful because to me this is a basically a 3 bears Goldilocks decision. Is there a current version of that somewhere?

@feditips Great being able to follow hashtags, good update, thanks!