Notices by Mr. Bruno :verified: (mrbruno@mstdn.social)

@maskedscheduler And she ate dog shit! She hated Chump more than dog shit!

@georgetakei No shit!

@lowqualityfacts I don't eat microchips. I go for the chips that aren't broken up. 🥔

@lowqualityfacts A shark with no toofies? What a ripoff!

@lowqualityfacts I hope it goes "moo" when it dispenses soap!

@lowqualityfacts I want to call the cat Dexter.

I'm re-re-watching the original series.

@lowqualityfacts I wouldn't trust ANYTHING this dude does. The belt, the watch, the VD present (the frog LOOKS like he HAS VD!), a too-tight shirt, the inability to tuck his shirt, the sweater, the haircut. Seesh. What a douche.

@lowqualityfacts Comma coma ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

@lowqualityfacts I remember in middle school how everyone was giggling about places in PA like "Bird in Hand" and "Intercourse". We can probably get MAGA distracted so that they're busy trying to rename towns.

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@lowqualityfacts I have my servant Jenkins grind my seasonings.

@lowqualityfacts What's the rest of the costume? Your superhero name? Any powers or more like the Batman?

Hopefully a better character than the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. He was rather lame.

@lowqualityfacts Live but six years ago. The studio is six light years away! What do you expect? Do you understand fisixs?

@lowqualityfacts I love mushrooms but I hate coffee. What to do, what to do...

@lowqualityfacts Does the starter set come with training wheels?

@lowqualityfacts The way I play, people throw pizzas into my mouth. It's great! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: 🍕

@lowqualityfacts 13? Is that all? Hell, I wear 12!

@lowqualityfacts 2360mg? Jebus christ! I'm gonna need a lot of water to get that horse pill down!

Also, can you use it to make garlic bread?

@lowqualityfacts Impressive. I figured he got his degree from TV Guide.

@lowqualityfacts "Drink Slug-o-Cola! The slimiest cola in the galaxy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgR23xEQZig