Notices by Mr. Bruno :verified: (mrbruno@mstdn.social)

@georgetakei I had a cat who loved to lay on top of my all-in-one glass. She was marmalade too.

@maskedscheduler there will be a J6er series

@lowqualityfacts :catroll:

@lowqualityfacts He had sex?! Amazing! Now, JFK would be different! And it was a different time!

@maskedscheduler The whole family and all their hangers-on would sell each other out if it earned them a buck.

@maskedscheduler Arnie would not approve of that furry beast stand-in.

@lowqualityfacts lookit all the stars! Lookit! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@maskedscheduler "You're banned, sir. You can't work here, you can't step inside, you can't even go through the drive-thru. From any of our restaurants. The police are here to escort you and your entourage out now. No no no, we don't want the apron back. Just get out."

@maskedscheduler HELL NO!

@maskedscheduler And she ate dog shit! On camera!!! So #cheetos is worse than dog shit! That tracks.

@georgetakei

@maskedscheduler #Cheetos is a poet and he doesn't even know it.

@maskedscheduler Is that like when you clear a toilet clog?

@AkaSci @KamalaHarrisWin Here's a clip that's shorter at the start but longer at the end.

https://youtu.be/XOhkCGJaX38?si=LP5glbTdSEL3sTXZ

@maskedscheduler Wrong fixture.

@maskedscheduler

@maskedscheduler His hair should be frazzled. Or maybe they wouldn't let him keep his toupee.

@georgetakei How does a little pride hurt these snowflakes?

We don't dump on their "Hate Month" or "Bigot Week".

@georgetakei Almost as good as Tom Morello shutting down an idiot. "Who do you think we were raging against??"

https://www.nme.com/news/music/tom-morello-twitter-respond-to-people-only-just-realising-rage-against-the-machine-are-political-2685353

@georgetakei How about NO ketchup bottle? I hate ketchup!