Notices by Mr. Bruno :antiverified: (mrbruno@mstdn.social)

@maskedscheduler Can we start calling Chump "Turkey Neck"? Which is worse? Turkey Neck or Comrade McConnell?

@maskedscheduler Is this his "tough man" image?

Someone should counter with a realistic one:
- Obesity
- Dozens of Mickey Dee's wrappers, half-eaten burgers
- Ill-fitting clothes (preferably prison clothes)
- Copious grease stains
- Bad spray tan
- Toupee askew

@maskedscheduler My notes:
- needs smaller hands
- needs an ill-fitting, grease-stained outfit

A friend sent me this on FacePalm.

#NoKings #TrumpMustGo

@maskedscheduler I've concluded that "Kevin" from "Home Alone" is living in the White House... and the parents aren't coming back.

@maskedscheduler Divine rated Chump below dog shit. She was right!

@maskedscheduler "Him" who??? TACO?!?!

@maskedscheduler Maybe all of his blonde bimbo sycophants need to be labeled "TACO Belle".

@maskedscheduler That's a hard pass. Upset stomach for 4+ years.

@georgetakei Maybe we should force politicians to take a test before they hold office.

@maskedscheduler The neck! THE NECK! &deity; save us all! Is it a homicidal turkey??

@maskedscheduler CHEAP Russian Whore.

@maskedscheduler Since when is his great flapping mouth ever not open?

@maskedscheduler His "cup" looks too full... Everyone knows he doesn't have much to "protect".

@maskedscheduler Up text: Mandatory toilets that play his rantings when you flush. Especially when you flush 10 times.

@maskedscheduler The only throne chump is suited for.... and not even solid gold... spray-painted by a migrant who he deports before he pays his painting fee.

@maskedscheduler And she ate dog shit! She hated Chump more than dog shit!

@georgetakei No shit!

@lowqualityfacts I don't eat microchips. I go for the chips that aren't broken up. 🥔

@lowqualityfacts A shark with no toofies? What a ripoff!