Notices by Mr. Bruno :verified: (mrbruno@mstdn.social), page 2

@lowqualityfacts 13? Is that all? Hell, I wear 12!

@lowqualityfacts 2360mg? Jebus christ! I'm gonna need a lot of water to get that horse pill down!

Also, can you use it to make garlic bread?

@lowqualityfacts Impressive. I figured he got his degree from TV Guide.

@lowqualityfacts "Drink Slug-o-Cola! The slimiest cola in the galaxy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgR23xEQZig

@lowqualityfacts Plus... Free pets! 🐌

@lowqualityfacts All I can think of is a bedroom full of containers.

@maskedscheduler It's leatherface!

@lowqualityfacts I don't curl my coconuts. I'm honestly not that into coconuts.

@maskedscheduler "I know the best corruption. Nobody does better corruption."

@lowqualityfacts that's a high quality fact! What gives?!

@lowqualityfacts Does it come with a complimentary sledehammer?

@georgetakei I had a cat who loved to lay on top of my all-in-one glass. She was marmalade too.

@maskedscheduler there will be a J6er series

@lowqualityfacts :catroll:

@lowqualityfacts He had sex?! Amazing! Now, JFK would be different! And it was a different time!

@maskedscheduler The whole family and all their hangers-on would sell each other out if it earned them a buck.

@maskedscheduler Arnie would not approve of that furry beast stand-in.

@lowqualityfacts lookit all the stars! Lookit! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@maskedscheduler "You're banned, sir. You can't work here, you can't step inside, you can't even go through the drive-thru. From any of our restaurants. The police are here to escort you and your entourage out now. No no no, we don't want the apron back. Just get out."

@maskedscheduler HELL NO!