Notices by its ashley bitch (scattapilla@jorts.horse)

When i acquire jiggle physics its over for you haters

The 'orange cats share one braincell' theory implies the existence of an orange cat hivemind

Its a bit discouraging seeing all these people going 'hey we should all submit a public comment about the fascist government's policy on denying passports to the minority group they've picked to genocide'

The doctor says ive got a rare fatal illness and the only known cure is having a big butch tell me 'hold on sweetie' as i get on the back of her motorcycle

No getting around it. We gotta get gayer

@dramypsyd its a fifteen second youtube short

Some disparage girl scouts selling cookies as an embodiment of capitalism but i actually think its a great way to encourage women to enter the male-dominated profession of dealing drugs

@killeveryhetero see i gotta respect someone who makes their ideological enemies jump through tons of hoops and then does the thing they wanted to do anyways. Its the only actually funny thing trump does

How are you gonna get steamrolled by a dude who hasnt even set up a profile pic on his new account?? Have some self respect lmfao

Imagine how embarrassing it must be to post on kolektiva

> admins give all your data to the literal cops

> admins silence you when the most pathetic people on the internet roleplaying as fediverse cops demand you be punished or theyll do a collective punishment on your whole server

Thats anarchism baby!! #TheBadSpace

The thing about #TheBadSpace is its the last refuge for people who hold bad opinions are are shit at defending them - they cant just mute and block and move on because well still be in their replies educating others on why they suck and and their opinions are dumbshit.

Their only available option is to engineer a new architecture of the internet that ensures that anyone who points out their bad opinions is exiled from everyones feed simultaneously

Ive said it before and ill say it again: New Years is a solidly D tier holiday. Who decided that the middle of winter is a good time for a new years party? A fuckin italian. Look how badly they fucked it up for the rest of us again

If youre a transgirl putting on boy clothes for dinner with your family today, just remember youre not boymoding, youre girlboss gaslighting

Ok its seriousposting time. The fellow pushing #TheBadSpace onto us is a malignant narcissist and should be laughed out of polite company. Here's how i can make that assessment:

Lets go to his media tab. What does he like to post pictures of? Oh, its all screenshots of peoples mean messages [self-obsession].

In these screenshots are people telling him to fuck off mixed in with actual racist vitreol [flattening of context].

Theres one in particular which gives the game away tho... (1/2)

It's this screenshot of a mean message by some guy, which is labeled 'an unprovoked comment'.

Unprovoked???? Homie, the act of suggesting #TheBadSpace, literally a wall that mass-silences instances, is a provocation on its own merits! This is a clear signature of narcissism run amok: his actions are always right and proper and the people his actions harm deserve it - and to protest that youre being harmed by his actions is an unprovoked attack on poor little innocent him.

Get bent, stinkbutt

@siege which one is george carlin