Notices by Dror Bedrack (drorbedrack@mastodon.social)

@fesshole "Literally pounds" really got me lauging

@fesshole Nice!

@fesshole It's nice to hear about someone doing real work. Not about the dead cats, though

@fesshole Dogs shape and flexibility doesnt make for a good kick. It's very unlikely you'll hit the center of mass, and they will probably just flinch or wrap around your foot. What you need to do is lift them from below on your foot and then fling them up and away.

(also, I suggest looking up "fox tossing") (yes, I know)

@fesshole ...And that person will go to heaven

@fesshole How can you ruin a egg tomato and mayo sandwich?

@fesshole Please sign your donor card

@fesshole slow down, Satan

@fesshole Considering inflation is a thing, pension funds will be higher for recent retirees. In a couple of years you will see people with higher funds in the group.
(Wish I'd be able to retire at 61)
(actually, I wish the world will still be here at 61, and not collapse due to war/fascism/climate)

@fesshole only in the shower?

@fesshole I used to think that too.
It doesn't.

@fesshole the best time of day is 13:37

@gamingonlinux no

@fesshole I still don't understand

@fesshole ' Friday is the day the missus cleans the house, and I get to stay upstairs in peace and quite while the downstairs is "drying" '
Seriously, married couples, it's ok to have some alone time.

@fesshole Samwise approves #LotR

@fesshole Not before you get the actual review

@fesshole Doesn't sound too healthy for the dogs...

@fesshole It's pronounced "Bouquet"

@fesshole The kind of fun people used to have before social media.