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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Aug-2026 04:21:05 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I do 95% cooking because wife isn't keen. Recently she made some egg, tomato & mayo sandwiches which were pretty awful. I told her they were great as I thought they were a one off. Now she makes them once a week as a "treat" & I'm too much of a coward to tell her I hate them.

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     Dror Bedrack (drorbedrack@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Aug-2026 04:27:08 JST Dror Bedrack

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     @fesshole How can you ruin a egg tomato and mayo sandwich?

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     obscurestar (obscurestar@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Aug-2026 10:25:25 JST obscurestar

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     @fesshole You can dig yourself out of this hole by starting to worry about your cholesterol level but you'll have to give up bacon and donuts for a few months to make the story stick.

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     ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ (spacemagick@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 02-Aug-2026 09:18:00 JST ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ

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     @fesshole
     What can possible be wrong about an egg, tomato & mayo sandwich?!