decided to cut his losses.
He took the clone up the mountains, went to the edge of a steep cliff and pushed the clone over the edge. A policeman popped out from behind a tree and said, "I'm afraid you're under arrest, sir. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me". The man sighed, "Look, officer, it isn't what it looks like. I didn't murder anyone; that wasn't a real person".
The officer shook his head. "I didn't mention murder, sir I'm arresting you for making an obscene clone fall."
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