Notices by Ells (ellen@masto.ai)

The last day of the summer holidays is always for painting. This is a good step into restarting my watercolour practise. #art #watercolour

Reminder about this little guy, who was so happy to have his family home during lockdown he sprained his tail from wagging it too much 😭

My 2023 #adhd hyper focus has been painting plant pots. It’s basically my favourite activity and I have over 15 blank plant pots of various sizes and more acrylic pens on the way so I don’t plan on stopping 😅 #art #plantpots #houseplantsofmastodon

I’ve been worried for a while why I keep looking at terf & bigot accounts and seeking out outrage on Twitter, worried it was some sort of flaw in my personality, but I’ve realised it’s because I love seeing bigots getting dunked on and there’s none of that I’ve seen on masto so far. I find it is hard to look away from the pure derangement of their philosophies and comforting that for the most part, these are fringe twats being laughed at by anyone with a sensible head.

How low can the tories go? How long is a piece of string?

Me: “We couldn’t have a more evil Home Secretary that Theresa May she is the worse”
Priti Patel: hold my…
Suella Braverman: *kicks drink out of Patel’s hand* *punches child in face*

@goatsarah @stavvers I really don't know, I thought they were different because headlice don't look like crabs lol

My brain, apropos of nothing: I wonder if people still get crabs?

@stavvers interesting! An endangered species 😅