Notices by GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social), page 2

@fesshole Ah, family guerrilla with covert operations. What the fuck is wrong with y'all's self-assertion? Are you really too chicken to speak up or stand up for yourselves? 🚮🚮🚮

@fesshole Crickets from me on this one.

@fesshole Your best mate would not seem a very good mate. 😂

@fesshole You are one sick fuck and I hope I never meet you.

@fesshole You made sure to tell your wife, of course.

@fesshole In all honesty, I'm not all that interested in the smell of your watch strap.

@fesshole You using a toilet with cleaning product in it without flushing first? How old did you say you were?

@fesshole You want to run away as is your standard coping strategy and she loves you enough to want to fix your problem. Your choice is to either try to deserve this and become a better person or to stay a miserable coward for the rest of your life.

@fesshole Next time let's see you have a go at Spanish. You Brits have the most irritating habit of taking other people's ability to converse in your language for granted. We took trouble to learn to do this that you're not taking, do you realize?

@fesshole Does it really, mate? Has it occurred to you to... Oh, wait. This is a Fesshole's. 🙄

@fesshole You're not any bit less revolting. Then again, at least you're no longer eating your *checks notes* nose gold 🤮 for all and sundry to see.

@fesshole Well, under no circumstances be honest about such things, eh? Can't have that!

@fesshole True love is such a wondrous thing to behold.

@fesshole Get an agent!

@fesshole Guerilla warfare is the way of the Fesser.

@fesshole Is the dog enjoying this as well?

@fesshole What about telling h--oh, never mind. 🙄

@fesshole Nor should you.

@fesshole How original: an excrement obsession on Fesshole! 🙄

@fesshole Are you still an asshole today or did you grow up?