Notices by GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social), page 2

@fesshole A problem you'll never have if you go to a REAL baker's. Or don't you guys have any left?

@fesshole "What happened next will surprise you".

@fesshole "Have to" is doing its usual Fesshole-y amount of heavy lifting. 🙄

@fesshole Well, they could not know they were supposed to ring you, right?

@fesshole Maybe you should get together a random tasting group to confirm your findings.

@fesshole I guess that makes you both a self-employed and self-entitled cleaner.

@fesshole Sightseeing for gossip page aficionados. 🙄

@fesshole Surprise: they don't notice.

Also, people who have the tv on while there are visitors are twats.

@fesshole Wait what.

@fesshole It's good to have a hobby.

@fesshole Is he--in any way related to your toddler? 😬

@fesshole Very credible.

@fesshole Tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot.

@fesshole
1. Yep. All your neighbours be like "Hey, Soandso left their sex toy in the garden AGAIN!"
2. If it looked "alarmingly" like a sex toy, why did you buy it? 🤷🏻♂️

I guess I've changed my mind about Sharia law.

@fesshole How could they poison your marriage if that's what she wanted and what you then did? Why did you have to "make her state it loudly"? Insecure much?

@fesshole Jeez.

@fesshole Maybe print this fess in 72 font, frame it and hang it over the fireplace?

@fesshole It's safe to say you've learned your lesson.

@fesshole If you're that bad at investigating jobs, I'd hate to think you'd be investigating crime. 😂