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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 03-Oct-2026 20:25:11 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I was moaning about annoying kids and my hairdresser asked how old my kids were. I said "two and four". I don't have any kids, or want any. I hate kids. I had to invent names and personalities for two nonexistent kids, and now I have to find a new hairdresser.

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     Sean Murphy (woodlandspirit@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 03-Oct-2026 22:14:51 JST Sean Murphy

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     @fesshole this is absolutely self inflicted misery, we're you trying to impress the hairdresser or something?

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 03-Oct-2026 23:36:23 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole "Have to" is doing its usual Fesshole-y amount of heavy lifting. 🙄

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     PersonImInternet (personiminternet@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 04-Oct-2026 00:21:39 JST PersonImInternet

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     @fesshole if the hairdresser remembers, just say you were deemed an unfit parent and had the kids removed from your care. It will be so awkward that there will be no follow up questions. You may follow up with "don't worry, the hairdo had nothing to do with it!" And then cackle maniacally.