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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Sep-2026 23:25:34 JST Fesshole 🧻

   My wife wanted a vacuum cleaner for her birthday so I made her state it loudly in front of a family gathering where her two horrible sisters were present, lest they poison my marriage with "He bought you an unromantic vacuum cleaner". Made two enemies. Worth it.

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     Passwordsarehard4 (passwordsarehard4@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 01-Oct-2026 00:27:03 JST Passwordsarehard4

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     @fesshole my father in law got MIL running boards for her minivan one year for Christmas. When I came along a few years later it was already a yearly tease.
     “What you hoping for this year?”
     I don’t care, really.
     “ If you don’t say some you’ll end up with running boards.”

     She 100% told him the exact ones to get so he wouldn’t mess it up, they both fully admit that. Still came up for 30 years.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 01-Oct-2026 00:33:16 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole How could they poison your marriage if that's what she wanted and what you then did? Why did you have to "make her state it loudly"? Insecure much?

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     Michael Cook (foobarsoft@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 01-Oct-2026 01:24:10 JST Michael Cook

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     @fesshole Patty & Selma?

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     obscurestar (obscurestar@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 01-Oct-2026 04:30:42 JST obscurestar

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     @fesshole Your gift still sucks tho. ;)