Notices by Ramses Revengeday ​:revengeday: (revengeday@corteximplant.com)

@whitefish I'm very sure of that. Was Twitter ever profitable? Nope. Were the investors constantly pissed at Twitter? Yep. Did they sell it to the next idiot? Yep.

Ok, I am not better - but here you go.

Let me gaze into my crystal ball and predict the dazzling future of Bluesky. Picture this: they gather a massive user base and flaunt it like a prized trophy. Investors come rushing in, and then even more investors join the parade. But, oops, the investors soon realize it’s not exactly the golden goose they hoped for. Cue the desperate monetization attempt that goes on and on until everyone’s sick of it. Shockingly, it flops. Then, they'll either sell it to the next clueless sap or just pull the plug altogether. What a ride it's going to be!

I bet 1000 Eddies on it.

:corteximplant: Chooms!

I just remembered something I wanted to share with you a little while ago. If you want to sell your wonderful art or projects, whether they have commercial intents or not, please remember that you don't need to hide them behind a CW. It's absolutely okay to promote your work, especially when it's about art or similar things.

Your creativity deserves to be seen! 🎨✨

I'm posting this publicly on purpose, hoping to perhaps inspire other Fediverse admins to support the promotion of art.

Sometimes you just have to let your inner script kiddie out :hacktherich:

I am actually a peaceful person, but when it comes to Musk, I get the massive urge to punch him in the face (not just once)...

I have everything :blahaj:

:neocat_floof: #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

BREAKING NEWS: Ramses R., a passionate coffee drinker, has made himself a tea - more shortly on CNN.

BREAKING NEWS - UPDATE: We are currently at the scene and witnessed Ramses R. making himself a coffee in a kitchen. Olaf Scholz (the German president who is never seen) urged the German population to remain calm. We will stay live on the scene!

Got coffee ☕️

@thegibson This item is an SSD Booster. These so-called SSD Boosters are placed on your SSDs – the SSD Boosters are charged with positive energies, which allow them to offer more throughput than USB 3.2. Additionally, the SSD Boosters are blessed by German monks from the Alps.

Do you think @screwtape will boost this post? :thonk:

My neurospicy brain at the moment like this: So, you found a music album you like? You're going to listen to it nonstop now.

To the moron who hacked the Internet Archive: real talk.

You're a filthy piece of genetic waste, seriously. You could have hacked anything, but no, your last remaining brain cells decided to target something good.

You're just trash.

:blobcatgooglyshrug: #Cats

Chooms, I need your help.

Is there an artist here in the Fediverse who would like to draw me an anime character (half body), in a bit of a cyberpunk style (facial implants, etc.)?

I will pay! :squirrelmoney:

I'm so fed up with Fiverr (only fraud and AI crap there).

Floppa Zero

Larry Ellison, the Oracle demigod, waxed poetic about how amazing it would be if AI could surveil us all.

What say you to a deliciously ironic twist: using machine learning and AI to whip up a digital doppelgänger of Ellison himself?

All we'd need are a few audio clips, video feeds, and written gems to nail the likeness.

And once our shiny new AI Larry is perfected, we can graciously retire the flesh-and-blood original.

Thoughts?

Pet your cat now and give snacks.

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No.