Notices by Ramsipamsi ​:cv_purple: :revengeday: (revengeday@corteximplant.com)

Breaking news: Cult leader died.

How interesting, just look at that!

Everything is better with the OG Half-Life 1 SFX.

nice

This project is cool @buyeuropean :cyberheart_cyan: 🇪🇺

Ok DHL.
#Shitpost

Chooms, today I want to proudly show you why the Fediverse is top-notch.

I always wanted to learn to draw, but I never quite managed to create something cool. In the Fediverse, I frequently saw people learning things that seemingly brought them joy, and that motivated me so much that I started learning to create artworks about a year ago. I began with drawing and then moved on to vectors (which suit me better), and thanks to your feedback, I kept improving (at least that's what I believe).

And now comes a twist: thanks to the :corteximplant: community, this amazing artwork came to life. I've occasionally posted its development locally on this instance, and everyone who gave feedback has been immortalized in my artwork.

I present to you, :ivy: Ivy. A street kid from Night City, she helps you with every gig and hangs out with you at the place where the former legends of the CORTEX IMPLANT and HACKERS TOWN gang used to meet!

I spent two weeks working on this artwork, and every minute was a joy! So much fun that you can even get prints to hang in your space - if you’d like.

:kofi: A3 Print / A6 Postcard / Ivy Sticker / Crystal Cyber Sticker

#Art #Cyberpunk #Print

This Wednesday feels like a Monday.

Why isn't there an AI that does my household chores instead of stealing art?

:HPBaxxter: Hyper hyper!

Assuming you want to provide your Fediverse instance with S3 storage but not use Amazon, Wasabi, or Hetzner, what options are there? Important > hosting MUST be in the EU.

Edit:
Also no companies that are based in the US.

Edit 2: I thank you all for your suggestions :) I'll take a look at it :holoramsi:

#FediAdmin #MastoAdmin

If anyone is thirsty, there is still Crystal Pepsi! https://www.ebay.com/itm/326168895129

@whitefish I'm very sure of that. Was Twitter ever profitable? Nope. Were the investors constantly pissed at Twitter? Yep. Did they sell it to the next idiot? Yep.

Ok, I am not better - but here you go.

Let me gaze into my crystal ball and predict the dazzling future of Bluesky. Picture this: they gather a massive user base and flaunt it like a prized trophy. Investors come rushing in, and then even more investors join the parade. But, oops, the investors soon realize it’s not exactly the golden goose they hoped for. Cue the desperate monetization attempt that goes on and on until everyone’s sick of it. Shockingly, it flops. Then, they'll either sell it to the next clueless sap or just pull the plug altogether. What a ride it's going to be!

I bet 1000 Eddies on it.

:corteximplant: Chooms!

I just remembered something I wanted to share with you a little while ago. If you want to sell your wonderful art or projects, whether they have commercial intents or not, please remember that you don't need to hide them behind a CW. It's absolutely okay to promote your work, especially when it's about art or similar things.

Your creativity deserves to be seen! 🎨✨

I'm posting this publicly on purpose, hoping to perhaps inspire other Fediverse admins to support the promotion of art.

Sometimes you just have to let your inner script kiddie out :hacktherich:

I am actually a peaceful person, but when it comes to Musk, I get the massive urge to punch him in the face (not just once)...

I have everything :blahaj:

:neocat_floof: #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

BREAKING NEWS: Ramses R., a passionate coffee drinker, has made himself a tea - more shortly on CNN.

BREAKING NEWS - UPDATE: We are currently at the scene and witnessed Ramses R. making himself a coffee in a kitchen. Olaf Scholz (the German president who is never seen) urged the German population to remain calm. We will stay live on the scene!