Ok, I am not better - but here you go.
Let me gaze into my crystal ball and predict the dazzling future of Bluesky. Picture this: they gather a massive user base and flaunt it like a prized trophy. Investors come rushing in, and then even more investors join the parade. But, oops, the investors soon realize it’s not exactly the golden goose they hoped for. Cue the desperate monetization attempt that goes on and on until everyone’s sick of it. Shockingly, it flops. Then, they'll either sell it to the next clueless sap or just pull the plug altogether. What a ride it's going to be!
I bet 1000 Eddies on it.