Notices by kaiserkiwi :kiwibird: (kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com)

@binarydigit The name is 🔥

I hate this so much. I'm playing #DiabloIV currently with my wife. Locally. Couch-Coop. And we constantly get logged out because of some server issues.

Fuck you. Seriously. If you can't guarantee stable servers don't make them mandatory.

#Gaming

At this point I would like to pay gor a local only mode. How can servers be that bad!? 🤬
#DiabloIV #Gaming

My child is finally old enough to sing "Happy Birthday" for me. 😍🥰😭

Kind of. 😁

Children are special sometimes.

Child: "I want to watch the fish game!"
Me: *Starts Dave the Diver*
Child: *Stares for 60 seconds satisfied*
Child: "This is boring! I don't want this!"
Me: *Turns off the game*
Child: "No! I want to watch the fish game!!!"

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@pfefferle Ist dieses Jahr das erste Mal und entdeckt sich noch ein bisschen selbst.

Was man genau erwarten kann, war erst letzte Woche bekannt und vorher wurde auch nicht viel mehr darüber geschrieben.

Ist auf jeden Fall ganz nett bisher. Sollte man vielleicht für nächstes Jahr im Auge behalten. Hilft auf jeden Fall dem Hashtag zu folgen. 😊

No Samsung. Just no. Nobody asked for this.

#IFA2024

Jason Momoa and Jack Black? Sound like a good start for a great movie right? But it's… Minecraft?

I have no idea how I should feel about this. Especially the way Jason Momoa looks. I mean what?

https://youtu.be/PE2YZhcC4NY

#MinecraftMovie

Eine Vermögenssteuer, welche auf die Bürger:innen und/oder kritische Infrastruktur umverteilt wird, wäre schon mal ein Anfang.

Work motivation not found due to high temperatures. 🥵

Great. The USB-C port on the iPhone 15 Pro is already worn out.

I use iPhones since the iPhone 7 and never had any problems with the Lightning port. Not once. But this thing isn't even a year old and I barely use the port…

I love that everything uses the same port these days, but I wish it would be a good port.

A six year old girl on the playground said my nails are pretty. 🥰 (I painted them black yesterday)

But hers were pretty too. Blue with sparkles ✨

First she was confused why a man has painted nails. I just said "I like it better" and she replied with "Oh, that makes sense. Me too!".

I love how easy this topic is when you talk to children.

For weeks I've been trying to persuade myself to finally go jogging again. Now I'm getting everything ready, turning on the music, taking the first step out the door... pouring rain.

Why!?

Sorry for the spam. I just have no idea how to handle this currently.

Air have a "dumb" air conditioning unit. It has only an infrared remote and nothing more.

I thought about buying something to mimic the signal to add a remote in #HomeAssistant. But most of the time I use the same settings and just wanted to make it on or off.

So I put it in a smart plug for 5€ and add a finger bot for 6€ and voila. I have a smart air conditioning unit and can control it via Home Assistant and see it's status.

As a bonus I know exactly how expensive it is to run these things (holy cow 😱). But as I'm extremely sensitive to heat it's definitely worth it.

»Hey we have a good memorable name for our product! But we'd rather have something with random letters and a number. K thanks bye!«

Why!?
https://fosstodon.org/@homeassistant/112610972681186765

Ich weiß ehrlich gesagt nicht, was ich dazu sagen soll.

via https://katapult-magazin.de/de/artikel/afd-unter-10-prozent

#Politik #DEPol #EuropaWahl #EUWahl #EuropaWahl2024 #EU2024 #EUWahl2024

@leitmedium Mich macht ein bisschen fertig, dass das gar nicht eingeordnet wird. Autismus wird hier die ganze Zeit von allen Parteien als negativ dargestellt. What the fuck!?

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https://www.heise.de/news/Prime-Video-Amazon-will-Werbung-zeigen-wenn-Nutzer-auf-Pause-klicken-9711871.html

I still think Mastodon should have stories. I know this is an unpopular opinion here, but sometimes I wish to share something fleeting.