Notices by Lesbian Death Bed (bitterkarella@sfba.social), page 8

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Franz Kafka: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the guy who turned into a cockroach
Steven Boyett: god i wish we were in oklahoma
Boyett: they wouldn't tolerate this degeneracy
Boyett: this perversity
Boyett: this
Boyett: this furversion

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Boyett: we'll finally be free of the scourge of furry!
Boyett: no more big titty vixens!
Boyett: no more twink rabbits!
Boyett: no more comics where a ditzy genie accidentally misinterprets your wish and turns you into a sexy horse girl!
Boyett: and no more fucking protogens!!!

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Boyett: furries will be illegal in oklahoma!
Boyett: any kid caught pretending to be an animal will be arrested by animal control!
Boyett: this is the greatest day of my life!
Boyett: at least since the something awful lolocaust!
Boyett: yiff in hell, skunkfuckers!!

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Poe: steve i don't think this law is going to pass
Poe: it sounds like another long shot power grab capitalizing on a moral panic
Boyett: shut up!
Boyett: shut up!!!
Frank Belknap Long: [arriving, breathless] friends i have terrible bone-chilling news
Poe: we already heard, frank

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Long: this can't be allowed to stand!
Long: this fursecution won't just affect me
Long: but every protogen, every sergal, every chakat
Long: it's a real problem!!

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Long: this is blatant fursecution
Barker: haha sure i
Barker: wait a second
Barker: wow, he's
Barker: he's right
Barker: jesus christ i can't believe he's right
Barker: they finally did it
Barker: they made fursecution real

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Long: no no
Long: it's not furry unless it's hot
Boyett: what the
Long: that's just science
Barker: yeah that scans

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Boyett: furry will be illegal!
Boyett: that means none of this tf bullshit, franz!!
Kafka: b-but
Long: now steve everyone knows that cockroaches don't count
Boyett: yes they fucking do!
Boyett: it's still anthro!

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Poe: what's this all about?
Barker: they crossed the book-banning moral panic with the anti-trans moral panic
Barker: to declare war on the limitless reaches of a child's imagination
Poe: do you think joanne knows
Barker: oh i'm sure she's keeping her ear to the ground

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Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Shelley: what's going on here
Lord Byron: [tossing hair] ah mary what a vision you are
Lord Byron: [tossing hair] percy and i were just about to visit the ladies of llangollen
Shelley: why are my boyfriends sneaking around together behind my back

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Stephen King: oh my god! bill watterson!
Watterson: yes
King: i'm a real big fan of calvin and hobbes you know
Watterson: thank you
King: i've got so many bumper stickers of calvin peeing on things i don't like!
Watterson:

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Bill Watterson: what ho, mortals
Watterson: it is i the hermit bill watterson
Watterson: i have lived up in my cave on the mountain for nigh on 30 years
Watterson: in silent contemplation of the mysteries of the cosmos
Watterson: but now i descend to walk amongst you
Watterson: to speak of the revelations delivered unto me
Watterson: thus spake watterson!

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Watterson: listen, people! i bear important news-
Koontz: i have a question!
Koontz: is the transmogrifier real?
Frank Belknap Long: god i wish the transmogrifier was real

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Bill Watterson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the mysteries
Watterson: ok so follow me here
Watterson: what if it turned out that man was just an insignificant speck in an unfathomably vast and hostile universe
HP Lovecraft: i know the answer to that one

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King: i love the spaceman spiff strips haha so good
Poe: i prefer the tracer bullet arcs, funny stuff
Barker: hey did you draw frazz? c'mon you can tell us, we're cool
Watterson: see this is why i don't come down here much

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Stephen King: guys did you hear there’s a video game campfire too?
Mary Shelley: that sounds like some nerd shit
King: no no there are lots of cool people there
King: hideo kojima, sid meier, bob bates
King: the 2 guys from andromeda
Shelley: [cracking knuckles in anticipation]

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Kojima: do you think that love can bloom on a battlefield?
Kojima:
Kojima: yes...
Kojima: even on a battlefield...
Ken Williams: hey my girlfriend roberta and I saw you from across the bar and we’re really digging your vibe
Williams: Can we buy you a drink?

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Hideo Kojima: IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 19XX, MERCENERY GASEOUS SNAKE IS BROUGHT OUT OF RETIREMENT TO FIGHT THE REMNANTS OF THE WOLFDOG UNIT...
Kojima: INCLUDING...
Kojima: ROPE CHOKER, POISON EATER, TORPEDO LAUNCHER , AXE GRINDER, BOMB DETONATOR, AND DIPPY DOG

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Kojima: the villainous traitor bad boy has kidnapped dr good scientist and forced him to help build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction...
Kojima: the metal gear...
Kojima: it’s like a tank...
Kojima: but it can move...
Kojima:
Kojima: But wait...
Kojima: not with treads...
Kojima: with legs...

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Kojima: a hideo kojima game...
Kojima: written by hideo kojima...
Kojima: produced by hideo kojima...
Kojima: directed by hideo kojima...
Kojima: catering by hideo kojima...