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   Franz Kafka: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the guy who turned into a cockroach
   Steven Boyett: god i wish we were in oklahoma
   Boyett: they wouldn't tolerate this degeneracy
   Boyett: this perversity
   Boyett: this
   Boyett: this furversion

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     Poe: what's this all about?
     Barker: they crossed the book-banning moral panic with the anti-trans moral panic
     Barker: to declare war on the limitless reaches of a child's imagination
     Poe: do you think joanne knows
     Barker: oh i'm sure she's keeping her ear to the ground

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     Boyett: furry will be illegal!
     Boyett: that means none of this tf bullshit, franz!!
     Kafka: b-but
     Long: now steve everyone knows that cockroaches don't count
     Boyett: yes they fucking do!
     Boyett: it's still anthro!

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     Long: no no
     Long: it's not furry unless it's hot
     Boyett: what the
     Long: that's just science
     Barker: yeah that scans

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     Long: this is blatant fursecution
     Barker: haha sure i
     Barker: wait a second
     Barker: wow, he's
     Barker: he's right
     Barker: jesus christ i can't believe he's right
     Barker: they finally did it
     Barker: they made fursecution real

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     Long: this can't be allowed to stand!
     Long: this fursecution won't just affect me
     Long: but every protogen, every sergal, every chakat
     Long: it's a real problem!!

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     Poe: steve i don't think this law is going to pass
     Poe: it sounds like another long shot power grab capitalizing on a moral panic
     Boyett: shut up!
     Boyett: shut up!!!
     Frank Belknap Long: [arriving, breathless] friends i have terrible bone-chilling news
     Poe: we already heard, frank

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     Boyett: furries will be illegal in oklahoma!
     Boyett: any kid caught pretending to be an animal will be arrested by animal control!
     Boyett: this is the greatest day of my life!
     Boyett: at least since the something awful lolocaust!
     Boyett: yiff in hell, skunkfuckers!!

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     Boyett: we'll finally be free of the scourge of furry!
     Boyett: no more big titty vixens!
     Boyett: no more twink rabbits!
     Boyett: no more comics where a ditzy genie accidentally misinterprets your wish and turns you into a sexy horse girl!
     Boyett: and no more fucking protogens!!!

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     Poe: what? what's happening in oklahoma?
     Boyett: oh haven't you heard?
     Boyett: the good patriots of oklahoma are gonna make furries illegal

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     Bailey: our terf deatheaters had so much success outlawing trans kids
     Bailey: we thought we'd extend the moral panic to furries too
     Bailey: this time, we can't fail!
     Rowling: see that you don't!
     Rowling: we must win the war against the limitless reaches of a child's imagination!!

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     Rowling: foolsss!!! blundering nincompoopsss!!
     Rowling: we've tried the furry moral panic before
     Rowling: like literally 5 timesss
     Rowling: that dog won't hunt!!

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     Bailey: oh but this time
     Bailey: this time will be different, dark lord!
     Rowling: no it won't!
     Rowling: not even americanss will fall for that litter box sscam!

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     [mysterious circle of robed figures]
     JK Rowling: hello children
     Rowling: what newsss from america
     Allison Bailey: great news dark lord!
     Bailey: oklahoma is going to ban furries
     Rowling: good, good-
     Rowling: i mean wait
     Rowling: what?

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     Rowling: and then
     Rowling: when imagination iss illegal
     Rowling: when playing pretend is banned
     Rowling: when whimsssy is prohibited
     Rowling: the children will have to turn to the one form of entertainment ssstill legal!
     Rowling: Hogwart'sss Legacy!!!