Notices by kurtsh (kurtsh@mastodon.social)

From emergency prep-packing to your "go" bag:

A checklist of things to grab from your home in an emergency or evacuation, depending on how much time you have.

#checklist #emergency #packing #fires #losangeles

Which kid would you want?
#kids #humor

We're going to have an absolute idiot with no medical experience responsible for National Health who's planning on firing Federal Heatlh workers nationwide.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

"Teen in critical condition with Canada's first presumptive human case of bird flu "- Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/teen-critical-condition-with-canadas-first-presumptive-human-case-bird-flu-2024-11-12/

#h5n1 #birdflu #trump #kennedy

Guess it's time to change the bumper sticker.
✅ "Don't Blame Me. I voted for Kamala." - Bumper Sticker - $10
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1807927340/3x8-inch-dont-blame-me-i-voted-for
#KamalaHarris #2024election #foxtrotdeltatango

#ElectionDay is just around the corner! If you need a ride to the ballot box, we’ve got you covered.

This year, NAACP has partnered with
#Lyft to provide discounted rides to help voters get to the polls.

Use the code NAACPVOTE24 while supplies last. #NAACPVotes

PLEASE REPOST EVERYWHERE.

(https://x.com/naacp/status/1852028533918294294?s=42)

Of course... he ain't Phony Soprano for nothing.

"The former president's new timepieces are the laughingstock of watch aficionados, who cast doubt on their true origins — "as ersatz as the man himself.""

Trump's $100,000 Watch Likely Made in China, Vastly Overpriced - Hollywood Reporter
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/style/trump-watch-likely-made-in-china-overpriced-1236013728/
(Archive https://archive.ph/YUx3i)

#trump #Watches #madeinchina

I always loved Jane Seymour. She lives in Malibu. I knew her personal assistant & she had such a kind heart & was stunning either working in her garden with gloves on or on TV doing Dr. Quinn or pitching 'Crepe Erase'. But, man, I can't believe she's 71yo.

I just finished watching the debate on DVR & man, Fat Nixon really was taken out back behind the shed & got beaten with a 2x4. Repeatedly.

I don't think in anyone's wildest dreams, Kamala was going to own him this badly.

"He just got his clock cleaned." - CA Governor Gavin Newsom

#HarrisWalz2024 #trump #HarrisForPresident #KamalaHarris

How does one cut down the MAGA tree?

Little by little. Day & night. Never stopping. Always chomping. Until one day... one day, it's one chomp too many.

The tree falls November 5th.

#HarrisWalz2024 #KamalaHarris #HarrisForPresident #kamalaforpresident

Bradley Whitford is however in contention for being the GOAT. Stein is an American traitor.
https://twitter.com/BradleyWhitford/status/1827623963356217678

#joshlyman #bradleywhitford #steinisatraitor

In case you're not aware of Jill Stein's past as a US traitor who is selling out America for her agenda:
☑️ Jill Stein's Ties to Vladimir Putin Explained - Newsweek
https://www.newsweek.com/jill-stein-ties-vladimir-putin-explained-1842620
☑️ The Russian effort to divert votes to Jill Stein was more extensive than previously thought - ThinkProgress
https://archive.thinkprogress.org/russia-jill-stein-2016-election-interference-48dff3966227/
☑️ The Green Party's Jill Stein, a Good Friend of the Environment and a Better Friend of Russia - RealClearPolitics
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/05/23/the_green_partys_jill_stein_a_good_friend_of_the_environment_and_a_better_friend_of_russia_150992.html

#jillstein #americantraitor

Also, I hesitated to even post any of this because Jill Stein is a proven Putin lackey propped up by Russian money & doesn't deserve anyone's platform...

...but if it compels anyone to re-watch The West Wing to develop an interest in our govt, (and because Emmy-award winning #BradleyWhitford is LEGENDARY) then it's worth it.

✅ MAX: "The West Wing: 7 Seasons"
https://play.max.com/show/31fff0eb-9628-4b27-9be0-1669c440f210?utm_source=max&utm_medium=sharebutton&utm_id=7d6f4d6f-67dd-47e4-818e-483ea94a56f3
✅ FANDANGO: "The West Wing: The Complete Series (Bundle)" https://www.vudu.com/content/browse/details/The+West+Wing%3A+The+Complete+Series+%28Bundle%29/500889?cid=share&scid=android&kwid=500889
#thewestwing #steinisatraitor

By the way...
A vote for Stein is a vote for Trump.
#steinisatraitor

@lothcat Moopsy!
#startrek #lowerdecks #moopsy

Trash Pandas find a way.
<insert Mission Impossible music here>
#animal #raccoons

@samsethi @_elena @tchambers @dave @mike @evan @js @james @adam DUDE. That's pretty f'ing cool! Automatically updating user feeds with current information people want to represent them & also share with others?

That's really innovative. Cross-domain federated information isn't something too many other services do. Congratulations & well done!

Back in 1994, a writer named John C
Dvorak wrote a book called "Dvorak Predicts". I sat & read it in a Barnes & Noble. I was only 24yo & even to me, it was so obviously & hilariously wrong, I bought it for posterity.

Here's some of the amazing predictions he was made back then:

#os2 #windowst #dvorak #pentium

Ladies & gentlemen: "DonOld Trump"

“In a stunning senile moment, Donald Trump just suggested it was Kamala Harris who treated Mike Pence poorly” - Harris Walz Campaign

"Trump ridiculed after accusing Kamala Harris of mistreating Mike Pence" - The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/sep/02/trump-hypocrisy-harris-pence

(2yrs ago)
"Trump expressed support for hanging Pence during Capitol riot, Jan. 6 panel told" - Politico
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/05/25/trump-expressed-support-hanging-pence-capitol-riot-jan-6-00035117

#trump #HarrisWalz2024

Elon "Free Speech" Musk is unleashing lawyers on a fishing expedition against all groups that've said anything bad about him.

This is your guy, Tesla drivers.

"Elon Musk’s Lawyers Quietly Subpoena Public Interest Groups" – Mother Jones
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/08/twitter-x-subpoenas-elon-musk/

#twitter #elonmusk #motherjones

Who really owns Twitter?
☑️ Elon
☑️ Bill Ackman (Investment Billionaire)
☑️ Sean “Diddy” Combs (Criminal suspect)
☑️ Larry Ellison (Oracle founder)
☑️ Alwaleed Bin Talal Bin Abdulaziz Alsaud (Saudi Prince)
☑️Jack Dorsey (Twitter founder)
Danilo Kawasaki & Ross Gerber (Investment mgrs)
☑️ 8VC, Andreessen Horowitz & Sequoia (VCs)
...

"Elon Musk was just forced to reveal who really owns X. Here’s the list" | Fortune
https://fortune.com/2024/08/22/elon-musk-x-twitter-owner-list/
(Archive: https://archive.ph/vDBmI )
#twitter #elonmusk