Notices by KMFTM (ray@goblin.camp), page 2

I didn't know that the gray tabby minecraft cat was a popular streamers cat named Jellie, put in the game after a competition. The streamer is a very popular visibly disabled streamer who spends a lot of time at home, and so she was very very close to him. Jellie cat passed away last year at over 17 years old

Dyslexic into gender play: Hard to pronouns? Buddy me too,

if you call porn I made with my own free will abuse, you can go fuck yourself in the skull

taking away my agency for participating in a career that helped me escape the abuse of my family is just as irritating as any handsy john you over righteous sexually inept trash bag

you've pulled the car over at a beautiful cliff's edge, overlooking an expanse of forested river valley. what you thought was the noise of some scrambling creatures is getting closer, and suddenly I hurl myself over the ledge towards you, gasping, covered in gashes and mud. I reach out and mutter something but collapse.

Perhaps you hurriedly offer me your water bottle. I knock it away and grasp your shirt. "Tell me... what day is it..."

At your shocked reply a wave of relief washes over me. I let go of you and jump up, both fists raised.

"YES!!! I MADE IT!!!"

Spittle and blood streaming from my mouth as I gallop away down the highway, screaming "IT'S FAGGOT FRIDAY!!!!

FAGGOT FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My heart is working overtime
In this kind of game
People get hurt
I'm thinking that the people is me
If you wanna find me
I'll be
Playing
Playing with the boys
Staying
Playing with the boys

*walks into the weed store* Hi. Can I please for the love of god buy some Normal Weed

Employee: sure, I have to ask if you want a 5 dollar Mega Zooted Butt Blunt

Me: no. No thank you. One shitty weed please.

Employee: uhhmm. We've got Uncle Geezers Moon Spit, it's a diamond encrusted 1000 thc disposable cart

Me: No like. Cannabis for babies. Or the elderly. No resin. No dabs. No hash.

Employee: ah the only thing we've got is this strain The Beach That Makes You Old

Me:....

Employee: it's low thc

Me: does it make you old

Employee: Yeah. It makes you old.

Me:...

Me: Fine. I'll take that. And a lighter, thanks.

wait. how long has the fucking clipart bot had writing in the alt text? oh my god?

is it called john f pennedy cause you blast it in the backseat

Makin it

After waiting 8 hours in extreme pain, i get sat in a little curtain room. A cis guy gets sat in the curtained room one over. The doctor sees him first. His problem? His foot sometimes hurts so bad when he walks he has to stop and take a break. The doctor orders him a *special unique walking test they only do in this hospital*.
I have been in pain so bad I can't push myself up out of bed without screaming. The doctor doesn't listen to me at all, and wants to send me home without even an xray or medicine and says theres nothing he can do for me

Heres how the ER visit is going

and it is my birthday next month... I split the payment into two months (0%) and finally got this stool I've been looking at for years

Merry gaysmas

images are 4 selfies from january -> april -> april -> november 2024

this year:
- was on disability with stable income for the first time in ages
- I got kicked out from my family's and went no contact with them
- have been dealing with trying to quit nicotine and cut down on weed and generally keep getting back on track with recovery. due to this my cognitive ability and dyspraxia improved quite a bit. along with the confidence from transitioning, I found myself more clearheaded and able to communicate my thoughts better, and have felt appreciated for them
- asked for got help, a place to stay, some work. was vulnerable.
- went out of my comfort zone many times
- got my own room, am paying rent, am safe
- the first year iding fully male, and out + passing as male
- and ofc. chest flattening
- I feel like I finally became a real, coherent/substantial person, like an actual human being

is it misogyny for me to buy the last of the preroll that comes in a pink container and is explicitly described as weed for women. or is breaking boundaries for me to buy a pink weed. or is it transphobic for me to buy it because it says it's for 'female[s]'

So the federal government can force canada post workers to stop striking and get to work, but we can't federally fund the post. Forcing people to work is ok for the government to do, just not paying them 👍

Got a new mirror for the wall, the nice wooden sconce on the left, and put up an old hand mirror

how can anyone who has looked at code for anything ever think that this 'leak' of protected users and slurs from twitter is real. it has spelling mistakes and it's shorter than my dick. a 5 second google of what 'okta' is shows it's a login authentication thing, not a filtering and moderation tool. please develop the part of your brain that houses discretion. but before you do that, if this looks real to you, I'm accepting donations to my paypal. 20 bucks and I'll hack twitter to add you and your favorite slur to the list.

cw slurs in image

my favorite meme of the day